Deoderant Advice

[Weird]

amber patchouli and lavender, my wife hates that I am a hippy

 

[stoned-trout]

patchouli stinks too...lavender aint bad tho.....yeehaw

 

[shithawk420]

Eh talcum powder after a shower should keep you dry for the day.if not go see a dermatologist.you nasty! Lol

 

[HOPS5K]

You ever tried Tom's deodorant? It's like, natural and stuff.

 

[shithawk420]

I think I heard of that.pricey.but anyone who's been to jail knows lady speedstick is the shit.not a huge scent and keeps you dry.not joking.

 

[billy_big_bud!]

any time i have put on antiperspirant it feels like paint. i use deodorant tho. old spice champion.

 

[bronsolino]

Degree for me.

 

[Tonygreen]

That Arid spray can works good, real light smell, keeps ya from sweating, doesnt feel like paint.
That 48 hour protection shit burns a hole in my pit lol... Who needs 48 hour protection generally that would mean yer goin two days between ball washings wtf? ha!

 

[Guest]

Dry skin brushing and sauerkraut. Get to the root of the problem, not just the symptoms.

 

[shithawk420]

Suarkraut? Can you elaborate please? Got my curiosity. I know its good for you.

 

[Robert Verde]

Chicks love the French shower. Just fuck a lot and spray a ton of cologne!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pussy + cologne = baby making magic!

 

[Green Squall]

I had a girlfriend who wouldn't wear deodorant because she thought it caused cancer. That was the end of that relationship.

I ruined so many good shirts using old spice antiperspirant. Turned the underarms of my shirts stiff as cardboard. Only gel based now.

 

[Robert Verde]

I can't use antiperspirant because of an allergy. Get a nasty chemical burn and my skin starts peeling off. Sane with certain chemicals they use for scent in many brands of deodorant.

Old Spice gel deodorant suits me just fine but even that I have to use lightly.

 

[billy_big_bud!]

ironically i just opened a brand new stick. is there anything better than a fresh stick? i only use enough to barely cover the "billy smell" gotta let a lil pheromones through knowmsayin?

 

[MJPassion]

Antiperspirants contain aluminum powders.
Aluminum intake is associated with Alzheimer's Disease.

Antiperspirants are toxic to your body.

Use salt!
No bacteria can survive in a salty environment so they cant shit in your pits & make ya stink.

Problem solved!

 

[krunchbubble]

Antiperspirants contain aluminum powders.
Aluminum intake is associated with Alzheimer's Disease.

Antiperspirants are toxic to your body.

Use salt!
No bacteria can survive in a salty environment so they cant shit in your pits & make ya stink.

Problem solved!

I found out my skin is allergic to that aluminum they put it deodorant...

Have to use an spray now...

 

[Dropped Cat]

I use lavilin, a paste you apply to your pits and allows a few days
of scent free existence.

But if you want a girl, three easy steps.

1) Define your target age group.

2) Research popular scented products likely used by her dad.

3) Aquire the product and apply. Helps if you toss in a few lame
"dad" jokes to break the ice too.

Or, just rub puppies all over yourself, lol.

Chicks love puppies.

 

[billy_big_bud!]

puppies!? i never would have thought. brilliant. probably works with bunnies too.

 

[blastfrompast]

There is also this stuff out there based on the water from the dead sea....

PH is off, high in minerals....something to do with it prevents the bacteria that causes BO from growing for 72 hours...

I don't need it as I shower daily if not 2x's never mind the hot tub....


but if you choose to not shower for 2-3 days, you might wanna look it up...

 

[BadTicket]

Something else i can do without:
after-shave and cologne, and this disgusting shit that men put on their bodies.
Just what i need in the elevator, some guy standing next to me smells like a fucking pine tree.
I say go home and wash you smelly prick.
You smell like the urinal in a Portuguese cat-house.
God damn guys are stupid. Guys are really fucking dumb.
They think they're going to get laid with this stuff you know.
Oh yeah, they put it on at home thinking: oh boy, oh boy, i'll get laid tonight.
I'll get laid tonight!
You don't get laid with green shit that comes out of a bottle okay?
The only smell that's going to help you get laid might be your own natural scent.
You have pheromones, it's a secondary sex characteristic.
People in America, they're all nervous about sex.
They want to cover it up and disguise it.
Guys in europe, they know how to live.
Guy gets in an elevator over there, he smells like a pile of dog shit.
Those people are sophisticated!