BunnyBlaze
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I watched the last season of The Bad Girls Club religiously..
I run SA!! lolz
I run SA!! lolz
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confession thread
- Thread starter hunt4genetics
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last yr I was seen driving a Honda Accord.......
sal a man-deer
Member
38 pages
34 of which are bullshit chitchat.
Confession: I hate too many people way too easily.
One time when I was about 3, I was on my roof where my sister's cat would hang out. It wasn't a big drop to the ground, and I saw it jump off a few times before, and thought it was awesome.
So like any tiny kid that sees something awesome i wanted to see it again, so I nudged the cat off a few times.
She didn't seem to mind, but the last time required more persuasion and I'm assuming it was more of a toss than a push, and instead of landing in grass or on the table, she landed on some slate.
I still remember looking down on the poor thing convulsing/flailing all over the place, but I've either blocked out the screams, or it died silently.
After telling my parents what I saw and they came to check it out, my dad and I were walking back into the house and he asked me if the cat fell, or if I pushed it.
I said I pushed it, but at that moment it was like he either didn't hear me or what I said just didn't register with him. His facial expression, tone of voice, motions, or anything like that never changed, and he's never said anything about it.
Every few years my mom will still crack a joke about Penguin, the cat that thought it could fly - I told them I saw her jump after a bird...
34 of which are bullshit chitchat.
Confession: I hate too many people way too easily.
One time when I was about 3, I was on my roof where my sister's cat would hang out. It wasn't a big drop to the ground, and I saw it jump off a few times before, and thought it was awesome.
So like any tiny kid that sees something awesome i wanted to see it again, so I nudged the cat off a few times.
She didn't seem to mind, but the last time required more persuasion and I'm assuming it was more of a toss than a push, and instead of landing in grass or on the table, she landed on some slate.
I still remember looking down on the poor thing convulsing/flailing all over the place, but I've either blocked out the screams, or it died silently.
After telling my parents what I saw and they came to check it out, my dad and I were walking back into the house and he asked me if the cat fell, or if I pushed it.
I said I pushed it, but at that moment it was like he either didn't hear me or what I said just didn't register with him. His facial expression, tone of voice, motions, or anything like that never changed, and he's never said anything about it.
Every few years my mom will still crack a joke about Penguin, the cat that thought it could fly - I told them I saw her jump after a bird...
I was so genuinely insulted by a tow truck driver (Dan) that once or twice a year I call in to his shop in New Jersey & send him on a phantom call to waste his time.
This prick showed up to my call for a jump start, got out of his truck with a jump box (battery booster) and looked at me with disdain before he spit this out @ me, "you better have cash or a charge card cuz I don't jump for free!" ~~~ 'well fuck you Danny' I was thinking who in the hell would call a service truck & expect free service???
By now I'm sure this prick wished he wouldn't have pissed me off if he knew what I was doing.
He'll get a call tomorrow I think.......
T
tonto
MagdaAndBernie
Member
A contractor we hired a few yrs ago damaged our house, and was ignorantly rude to M., swearing at her, and generally abusive. Once a year or so, in the middle of the nite, I drop by his house and snip the valve stems off his vehicles. Cars, vans, trailers. Every tire.
It's only fair, make my wife cry, pay the consequences.
He's due a visit.
It's only fair, make my wife cry, pay the consequences.
He's due a visit.
MISS LUDACRIS
Member
I stole the air freshener off the wall of my gyms bathroom twice now.
The things kick ass!
Little thing about the size of a can of pop with a fluid container at the bottom and a mesh sponge looking thing on top that it releases through.
Smells like oranges, lasts a long time.
If they put another one up I'll probably steal it too.
I've never seen them in stores, looks commercial.
The things kick ass!
Little thing about the size of a can of pop with a fluid container at the bottom and a mesh sponge looking thing on top that it releases through.
Smells like oranges, lasts a long time.
If they put another one up I'll probably steal it too.
I've never seen them in stores, looks commercial.
Balarama67
Member
Kalicokitty,
Never! My mate gets me them from his work, but that makes me just as bad!
They're amazing for getting rid of the plant smells!
The Air-freshener company, Glade, sell them and I have two but the refills are as expensive
as the same size can with the dispensing machine - how bad is that?! lol!
e2a:
I've just seen for the first time this is a confession thread - that's not much of a 'fess from me, is it?
I'll do better next time, I promise!
Never! My mate gets me them from his work, but that makes me just as bad!
They're amazing for getting rid of the plant smells!
The Air-freshener company, Glade, sell them and I have two but the refills are as expensive
as the same size can with the dispensing machine - how bad is that?! lol!
e2a:
I've just seen for the first time this is a confession thread - that's not much of a 'fess from me, is it?
I'll do better next time, I promise!
med_breeder
Active member
Thanks to facespace I have discovered many distant relatives.
To make a long story short. I discovered that I have a super hot second cousin. I stress the "Second".
I come from a very conservative prudish family. On her page she has got so many pics of her drunk in basr, wearing next to nothing dry humping guys and girls.
I have to admit, I am very attracted to her.
She leaves in another country, so nothing has happened.
The funny thing is she sorta has alot of the same facial features as I do.
That causes me to be more attracted to her. I guess it's pure narcissism. I see a hot chick that looks a little like me, and I am drawn to her.
Charles Darwin married his 1st cousin.
To make a long story short. I discovered that I have a super hot second cousin. I stress the "Second".
I come from a very conservative prudish family. On her page she has got so many pics of her drunk in basr, wearing next to nothing dry humping guys and girls.
I have to admit, I am very attracted to her.
She leaves in another country, so nothing has happened.
The funny thing is she sorta has alot of the same facial features as I do.
That causes me to be more attracted to her. I guess it's pure narcissism. I see a hot chick that looks a little like me, and I am drawn to her.
Charles Darwin married his 1st cousin.
WeSeekTheTruth
Member
<dueling banjos plays in the background>
WeSeekTheTruth
Member
on the other side of life, a friend of mine, at an east coast college back in the day, was super in love with this really foxie chick. she graduated a year or so ahead of my friend. a rich dickhead of a guy got a new BMW from his dad for graduation. this impressed this chick and she took up with him. after they graduated they were going to cali to get a job and live a life. this pissed my friend off to no end!
he asked me what he could do to mess with this guy. i told him to put a quart of brake fluid in his gas tank before they left for cali. he did and also stole his license plate. somewhere in Kansas or Oklahoma the engine burned fast. just got too hot.
he spent all of his saved up money replacing the engine. their cali dream depended on his money. he missed an important job interview and lost the job.
they moved back east and split up.
he asked me what he could do to mess with this guy. i told him to put a quart of brake fluid in his gas tank before they left for cali. he did and also stole his license plate. somewhere in Kansas or Oklahoma the engine burned fast. just got too hot.
he spent all of his saved up money replacing the engine. their cali dream depended on his money. he missed an important job interview and lost the job.
they moved back east and split up.
I sleep with a loaded pistol under my pillow; it/I can be dangerous too.
I woke up one night and as I turned I could see out of the corner of my eye someone standing above the foot of my bed, I saw a black t-shirt with some lettering, my hand already on my little .380 auto. it's got one in the chamber and so I only needed to cock back (same hand) the hammer and quickly I had it pulled and leveled as I screamed "back off mother fucker back off!!" and there wasn't even a flinch, which is basically impossible. suddenly I realized I'd moved my exercise bike to the foot of my bed & I was pulling down on my own t-shirt tossed over the handlebars.......
it's probably a good thing I don't get many overnight guests
Oookay....ARE there any guys that don't cheat (physically)??? I guess I'm looking for statistics...
Come on guys...give it up. This is for research
nope, have never cheated on my wife since we were engaged. i DO lie a lot, however...
once nailed a married woman, 17 years nailed her daughter. now, 20 years later, her granddaughter pinched me on the ass after i met her (15 years old!). what is UP with that family ?
C
Cookie monster
Few years back my neighbour pissed me off by continually letting his dog shit on my front lawn.
I went into his field when he was at work killed his prize cock and left the head,feet,feathers and guts in his dogs kennel.
When he got home I invited him over for a bbq and served up some delicious fresh chicken
He no longer lets his dog roam around freely
I went into his field when he was at work killed his prize cock and left the head,feet,feathers and guts in his dogs kennel.
When he got home I invited him over for a bbq and served up some delicious fresh chicken
He no longer lets his dog roam around freely
WeSeekTheTruth
Member
I've never cheated. Never even considered it. I've been approached many times, too many to count. I've had women expose themselves to me, rub themselves against me in sexual ways to get my interest, ask me to have sex with them, place my hands on their parts, sent pics, blantantly strut their stuff. There are so many ways that women can show interest. Just the other day I was with my wife and a woman propositioned me.
I have never asked a woman for a date in my entire life. My wife asked me out. I will talk to women and explain that I am married, but this doesn't always affect some.
Do I like the way women look? Of course! But I respect everyone and I do not want to influence wrong behavior and don't want to participate in it.
I like life to be simple and uncomplicated.
med_breeder
Active member
Regardless of political beliefs, I think The Soviet Union's national anthem was one of the most powerfull anthems of all time.
I listen to it from time to time on youtube.
I listen to it from time to time on youtube.
