My fucked up life for your perusal

[Tokesome]

it's better this way

do something nice for yourself

I disagree there mate, he`s been doing that too long already

 

[Gangabiss]

i'm happy with how supportive people we're
and how honest and open you we're about your experience

don't be too hard on yourself

like others have said, I think you dodged a bullet too

I can imagine how she made you feel, her lack of empathy just shows how she's not worth your time / or she has issues

don't worry about it man, it's better this way

do something nice for yourself

Thanks man. It eases my mind to know that people can empathise with my situation.

 

[Classyathome]

Check youtube - I think your limp noodle might be a featured vid this week.

She sounds like a keeper - if you are collecting cold fish...

Run like hell - do not call back - do not give her $200...

And thank your lucky stars she didn't "Bobbit" you.

 

[whiterabbit9]

I disagree there mate, he`s been doing that too long already

?

explain

 

[StealthyScrog]

?

explain

white rabit is was a play on words, he avoided an odd sexual encounter, you suggested he do something nice for himself

 

[Stoner4Life]

I thought I'd get more jokes thrown at me than this.

Thanks for the support guys.

you gotta be shittin' us bro.......


this lookin' anything like your vacillating cougar?

have you ever heard the inane jingle a Mr Softee truck
plays hour after hour? it's now your love lifes theme song,
from now on whenever you hear it you know they're playing
your song, when you try for wood it will ring in your ears.

well bye~bye for now good sir.......

 

[Gangabiss]

Very good try S4L, I commend you for your efforts to make me feel like a fuckup.

But I'm afraid you can't possibly make me feel any worse than I already do.

 

[Stoner4Life]

do you know the Mr Softee jingle btw?

in case you'd like to hear your enchanted melody click the youtube link below

Mr Softee jingle
Queens, NY


EDIT:

Very good try S4L, I commend you for your efforts to make me feel like a fuckup.

But I'm afraid you can't possibly make me feel any worse than I already do.

don't get me wrong bro but you came in here asking for it/suggesting it in the OP,
that and you come in here trying to work Yummybuds corner and that ain't easy.
I've seen your kind before, just like any other 'Yummy come lately'.......

 

[Justa6655321]

whats up with being 24 and never being laid? Please explain....

Dont let this women bother you in any way...it's all about chemistry and you didnt have any with her...I've dated some super hot women that didnt turn me on and some soo fugly bitches that would get my rocks off every time! If you're going into a situation like that take some viagra before and this way you'll be able to fuck her silly and watch tv at the same time....

Seriously though, dont worry about it

 

[whiterabbit9]

^

I've dated some super hot women that didnt turn me on and some soo fugly bitches that would get my rocks off every time!

I never took notice, but yeah it's true

 

[SpasticGramps]

Yummy infested dating ineptitude. Damn, I'm jaded.

Hmm.... "I got my advice and pat on the back??? Should I go on?"

Tabasco sauce taste good if you stick your finger in it. Don't rub your eye with that finger though.

You'll get another girl.

 

[Nicoli]

Do you hang out with Yummybud?

Rofl sorry to hear of your troubles.. that is pretty shitty, but what do you expect meeting a woman online?

 

[DJXXPLATINUM]

i didn't read all of it.....but i think her clothes on and yours off...she jus wanted to see your junk or when she saw your junk it reminded her of a really bad experience...too much hassle to try and work it out......she sounds like a big headcase.....don't worry there will more girls coming out of the woodwork...you are too young to settle down anyways...just when you least expect it, you'll have your soulmate and sexmate also....good luck dj

 

[Zeinth]

?

?

Mabie she had an STD or something else...and saw what a special person u were and FELY SORRY FOR YA! and gave up her PAY BACK EVERY MAN WITH AIDS PLOT!

ASK HER IF SHE DID MAGIC JOHNSON?

p.s...uuuhh..what chat room did ya meet her at?

 

[B.C.]

Sorta makes me think of that Eagles song.

Sorta makes me think of that Eagles song.

Yummy come lately... yer the new kid in town... can she still do you... if yer noodle's hangin down.... jus another new kid... everybodies talkin... new kid in town.... Yummy come lately....... just-another new kid in town.... lol Hang in there Ganga! BC

 

[Gangabiss]

Stoner4Life, I said that because I wanted honest replies, not just to be consoled and reassured. I don't want to delude myself you know, I appreciate any honest, thoughtful replies wether good or bad.
I'd rather have the truth than be lied to you know?
And I am not yummybud in any way, shape or form. I actually conjure up the will to change my situation. I didn't come here to whine, so I apologise if it sounds that way.


"whats up with being 24 and never being laid? Please explain...."

Well I basically hate clubs and getting fucked on hard drugs so one night stands just never happened for me. I haven't had a job in many years (I grow for my living) so I just haven't met the right girl at any point.
I basically became resigned to the fact I was alone and it was ok and I didn't give a shit. So I just stopped trying.
And of course the plethora of porn available on the net just didn't make it seem worth all the effort. I realise this now.

 

[Joeski]

dude im around your age and in a very similar situation relationship wise. or lack of too be exact.... and funnily enough have recenty had a similar encounter with an older women... there fuked in the head dude.. looking for some young stud that theyve devised in their head... take the experience for what it was and move... i guarantee shes probably already forgotten about you.. keep trying with the internet dating stuff though it honestly works!

 

[DopeRoper]

Move to Utah and find yourself one of them young Mormon girls...programmed to be subservient to your needs, and ready to breed.

 

[Schizophrenic]

Since everyone is thinking it and nobody has said it.... I'll step up.

So.... a virgin at 24? And this reaction when you should be sealing the deal?

Are you fat? ugly? or a combination of both?

Sorry, had to be done....

 

[mpd]

I take back what I said earlier. I look like Alfred E. Newman and not Paul Newman, but when it comes to relations with women, everyone wants to get the clothes off unless they have a body issue (heavy, scars, etc.). This creeps me out that she was so reticent to disrobe, played some little game and then expected you to strip down.

I think you are fortunate. This smells like it was a set-up and you were about to get taken down and she lost her nerve to follow through with the rip-off. It's just a feeling, but you need to be careful. There are wonderful people out there and you will certainly meet one if you are patient and don't settle for lame copies. Never be in a hurry to make the next big mistake of your heart. Love can tear the bejeebers out of you if things don't work out and you were totally invested (emotionally) in the relationship.

Be more careful. You are a new player, not a target.