think I found yummybuds first date story

[exploziv]

could you imagine what would happen if yummy had those paint drawing skills?
I bet we would be all rolling on the floor at every drawing of his..

 

[Yummybud]

well no..... you can't just conclude that I have a syndrome like aspergers syndrome (form of autism) by the fact that i'm socially awkward


one of the main things with aspergers syndrome (and autism) is lack of empathy.


what I have is social anxiety/depression which usually go together. and i'm not socially awkward with everyone just in certain situations like approaching a girl I like or maybe doing a persentation in front of lots of people I don't know stuff like that which equals social anxiety. and i get panick attacks sometimes. liek when I go shopping at the grocery store or the mall i'll have a panick attack sometimes, like sweating heart racing, mind going cloudy.

 

[Jibman]

Yummybud!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yummybud]

AS syndrome is similar to autism when people don't understand the feelings of the other person thus becoming awkward, like not seeing that the other person is getting angry or agitated by what you are saying stuff like that.

thats not what I have I just have social anxiety. ie getting nervous and self conscious about what i'm doing.

 

[KMK0420]

Although individuals with Asperger syndrome acquire language skills without significant general delay and their speech typically lacks significant abnormalities, language acquisition and use is often atypical.[8] Abnormalities include verbosity, abrupt transitions, literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance, use of metaphor meaningful only to the speaker, auditory perception deficits, unusually pedantic, formal or idiosyncratic speech, and oddities in loudness, pitch, intonation, prosody, and rhythm.

sounds like yummy to me. either you are fake, or are one real crazy ass motherfucker.

 

[desant]

i dont know about you but there is something about Yummy threads...


this mystical .... VIBE, whether projected by his own replies and goofiness or ppl who reply or both



Anyway, i hope to see at least one yummy thread a week

 

[funkervogt]

well no..... you can't just conclude that I have a syndrome like aspergers syndrome (form of autism) by the fact that i'm socially awkward

Not just because you're awkward.

The lack of demonstrated empathy is possibly the most dysfunctional aspect of Asperger syndrome.[2] Individuals with AS experience difficulties in basic elements of social interaction, which may include a failure to develop friendships or to seek shared enjoyments or achievements with others (for example, showing others objects of interest), a lack of social or emotional reciprocity, and impaired nonverbal behaviors in areas such as eye contact, facial expression, posture, and gesture.[1]

Unlike those with autism, people with AS are not usually withdrawn around others; they approach others, even if awkwardly. For example a person with AS may engage in a one-sided, long-winded speech about a favorite topic, while misunderstanding or not recognizing the listener's feelings or reactions, such as a need for privacy or haste to leave.[8] This social awkwardness has been called "active but odd".[1] This failure to react appropriately to social interaction may appear as disregard for other people's feelings, and may come across as insensitive.[8]

The cognitive ability of children with AS often allows them to articulate social norms in a laboratory context,[1] where they may be able to show a theoretical understanding of other people's emotions; however, they typically have difficulty acting on this knowledge in fluid, real-life situations.[8] People with AS may analyze and distill their observation of social interaction into rigid behavioral guidelines, and apply these rules in awkward ways, such as forced eye contact, resulting in a demeanor that appears rigid or socially naive. Childhood desire for companionship can become numbed through a history of failed social encounters.[1]

The hypothesis that individuals with AS are predisposed to violent or criminal behavior has been investigated but is not supported by data.[1][18] More evidence suggests children with AS are victims rather than victimizers.[19] A 2008 review found that an overwhelming number of reported violent criminals with AS had coexisting psychiatric disorders such as schizoaffective disorder.[20]

 

[hippie_lettuce]

Whether or not Yummy has AS, we know one thing for sure: We gotta get him laid. Let's all chip in a little for the Yummybud Fund; I know the perfect place to send him

 

[SwampNug]

listen, yummy, for all your problems there are support groups. Support groups that are full of women with the same problems.

Join one and talk to the girls.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, and then hopefully have mind-numbing sex that only occurs when two sex starved individuals finally meet up.

Not sure what your problem is? Theres a support group for that. About to make up an excuse to reply to this post? Theres even a support group for that too.

Obviously you aren't the type to just go and bone anything with a vag. You need to find girls with common interests, even if it's common shortcomings.

Women want sex just as much as men do, and they don't want sex with other women. Hence your clean cut approach might be backfiring; most men are dirty and hairy (like you before the shave and deodorant). Women love that.

Be yourself, even if it means joining social anxiety support groups. That seems to be your biggest interest-otherwise people wouldn't be reading through ten pages of crap just to give you some advice.

Innocent children are being dismembered in Sudan as you read this, and yet Im putting energy into helping YOU. Think about that one.

Join a support group, hit on the women, and reap the rewards.

 

[solarz]

I haven't even read the story yet...but just readin the first page...i've been laughing uncontrollably. This is is crazy.....i can't believe dude as all those posts...as well as all the negative rep...lmfao.

 

[whiterabbit9]

yummy has aspargus syndrome ?

 

[desant]

Just imagine one night after 2012 when we have health money skills and shit we all : me, yummybud, gypsy, genkisan, olde pink and others sit down and have a good proper smoko......

Shoot for the moon Yummy, even if u miss u will land among the stars.

 

[funkervogt]

 

[cyberwax]

lol good stuff!

 

[whiterabbit9]

man yummy we love you

we want you to get laid

it's ok to have a small wiener!

small but cute!

as long as it works

also dont be to hard on your self

your a young, healthy, smart, caring, good looking guy

some time, you will finally get what you always wanted

then you'll be like this :

 

[Yummybud]

lol yeah I don't have aspergers syndrom, I don't go around engaging in one sided conversatons with people, and making strange faces at them with forced eye contact lol.

lol that support group think reminds me of fight club. "Hi i'm yummybud and I have social anxiety" lets all hug........ I think if you have social anxiety you wouldn't want to go to a group of strangers and talk about it.

 

[whiterabbit9]

 

[Yummybud]

yeah lol I did some research on aspergers syndrom and I have non of those symptoms. I just have social anxiety.

aspergers syndrom can be seen when you are very young, around 3 years old. and kids with aspergers syndrome have developmental delays such as learning to walk late and obsession with single objects or topics. For example being obsessed with vacuum cleaners and learning everything about vacuum cleaners (lol example given).

I started walking and talking really early when I was a toddler and I had an IQ and ability test when I was in preschool and they let me skip a grade.

then the kid will engage in a conersation with others nad all they talk about is their knowledge on the vacuum cleaners hahaha.

yeah I wasn't that messed up as a kid.

also says people with aspergers syndrom often like subjects like engineeering and do well in subjects such as engineering and sciences in university because they pay so much attention to detail and the subject.

also kind of hard to self diagnose yourself as so many syndomes and conditions all share similar symptoms.

aspergers syndrom is very rare, but things like social anxiety are much more common.

i'm pretty sure I just have social anxiety disorder. when I was a kid a doctor I remember told my parents that I have anxiety.

 

[Yummybud]

when I said I was awkward I didn't mean I go up to girls and start talking to them about my interests in vacuum cleaners or deep friers which is what people with aspergers syndrom may do lol.


"Hi i'm yummybud, I really love deep friers, did you know deep friers heat up to 400 degrees fahrenheit, deep friers can cook all sorts of things such as potatoes, and onions but also a variety of meats such as chicken and buffalo, I like deep friers, can I get your number?"

 

[funkervogt]

lol that support group think reminds me of fight club. "Hi i'm yummybud and I have social anxiety" lets all hug........ I think if you have social anxiety you wouldn't want to go to a group of strangers and talk about it.

There are such support groups for those with social anxiety. People flock to these - its a social outlet. NA/AA too. People end up banging all of the time.

The Fight Club analogy was pretty accurate. That same author wrote a book called "Choke" where the protagonist goes to sex addiction counseling only to bang all of the sex addict chicks there.

Think about that Yummy - sex addiction counseling - extremely easy women.