think I found yummybuds first date story

[FallenBuddha]

Those illustrations were hilarious, i almost peed and pood myself laughing. Thanks for the laugh OP

peace -fb

 

[OjoRojo420]

So much talent in the world...

Going to the shitter!

 

[Yes4Prop215]

Yummy you are starting to piss me off.


First of all im sick and tired of your fucking excuses. Just because a girl is sorta skinny you wont holler at her. well first off, you wouldnt holler at her anyways because you are a pussy.

Im sick and tired of you passing up on perfectly fine oppurtunities. part of me wishes you stay a depressed 24 year old virgin.

and you dont even have the balls to get a call girl. even more fucking pathetic.

basically you are pathetic and im sorry that i even wasted time trying to teach you things.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

I laughed so hard I cried. I went to the bathroom to get a roll of tp to blow my noseand I was still laughing so hard I dropped the tp in the toilet.

This wins funniest story of the year by far.

 

[TNTBudSticker]

I think We all Should Chip in With a photo of Opportunity of "Meeting chicks" That YummyBud could use as a visual aid.

 

[BACKCOUNTRY]

One of the funniest things about Yummy is how people react to him, just getting all pissed off about silly BS, LOL! Seeing normally mild mannered members just come unglued about stupid stuff.........

 

[Yes4Prop215]

One of the funniest things about Yummy is how people react to him, just getting all pissed off about silly BS, LOL! Seeing normally mild mannered members just come unglued about stupid stuff.........

i was several shots deeep of the henn dogg last night ahah, yummy pisses me off with his self-hatred and constant excuse making...

 

[whiterabbit9]

^^

i know what you mean

i'm really curious as to what is yummy's problem

 

[SpasticGramps]

^^

i know what you mean

i'm really curious as to what is yummy's problem

It's easy. Has zero confidence in himself for whatever reasons. So he comes to these boards and gets clowned all day long. I know it certainly can't be helping him any, but he keeps coming back for more. My only conclusion is that he needs attention. Even if it is all of us calling him a limp dick loser all day.

It's like some girls constantly need attention. Even if it's bad attention, they keep coming back for more.

Yummy, if you are reading this. You aren't going to find the help you need on these boards. There are forums for people like you who can't get any ass and you won't be made fun of all day long. You need some confidence dude. Being called a loser all day isn't helping you out. Just sayin'

 

[Marywanna]

Merry Christmas,Yummy!

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

Yummy is my friend, so I have to stick up for him sometimes. He tries at least. I doubt this was his first date story, he is no where near that hopeless. He will get a girl one day, and she will be like Jessica Alba hot. you will see.....

 

[Yummybud]

lol. thanks. yeah jessica alba hot would be good. or if you're talking about celbrities I've always thought christina ricci was really hot.

or maybe i'll just be the 75 year old virgin that tries to pick up grannies.

kind of funny but also scarey as it might be true.

 

[Yummybud]

I can just see that...... "would you like to go to bingo with me this friday?"

 

[medi-useA]

Don't be so picky, yummybud....I am...and I 'aint been laid since '85...approaching 25 yrs....ya don't want th@, man...I'm telling you, from personal experience, you don't want th@...

It's a living hell....

muA

Everyone else can fling comments, witty replies and analysis....but it is what it is..

muA

 

[whiterabbit9]

yummy want th@

 

[steppinRazor]

lol. thanks. yeah jessica alba hot would be good. or if you're talking about celbrities I've always thought christina ricci was really hot.

or maybe i'll just be the 75 year old virgin that tries to pick up grannies.

kind of funny but also scarey as it might be true.

or you could always be the 24 year old virgin that tries to pick up grannies..
i'm sure no one here would think any less of you. hey at least its ass.. or something that once was.. Yummy the grave-robber

 

[IGrowTrees]

so let's say Yummy does get a "Jessica Alba" hott...would it make up for all his perceived fails?

I tend to think yes...yes, it does...Quality over Quantity

 

[Luigi4Bud]

the thread is hilarious. thanks for posting.

 

[Audrey Hepburn]

craaaaazy, I forgot about yummbudy420

 

[funkervogt]

how? every girl I like and ask out rejects me like this by making excuses that they are busy or whatever and can't come out.

guess there must be something really wrong with me if 3 girl in a row reject me right?

i'm not fugly or fat or a midget, I don't have acne all over my face, and I shower and don't smell like a homelss guy, and I cut my hair and shave and wear clean clothes lol.

I don't think i'm stupid either, I have a bachelors degree and i'm planning on law school.

but I think some peopel get the wrong impression of me maybe, maybe I come off "sounding" stupid or weird.

I have weird sense of humour and I laugh at odd things sometimes, and yeah I have social anxiety which can make me awkward sometimes.

but I don't know must be something wrong with me that makes girls reject me. its either your looks or something really worng with your personality. or a combination of the two.

I bet you've got Asperger Syndrome. Seriously - a lot of people are unaware of being afflicted. You can go about life "normally" just with a great deal of social awkwardness that can't be explained.
Check this out:

The lack of demonstrated empathy is possibly the most dysfunctional aspect of Asperger syndrome.[2] Individuals with AS experience difficulties in basic elements of social interaction, which may include a failure to develop friendships or to seek shared enjoyments or achievements with others (for example, showing others objects of interest), a lack of social or emotional reciprocity, and impaired nonverbal behaviors in areas such as eye contact, facial expression, posture, and gesture.[1]

Unlike those with autism, people with AS are not usually withdrawn around others; they approach others, even if awkwardly. For example a person with AS may engage in a one-sided, long-winded speech about a favorite topic, while misunderstanding or not recognizing the listener's feelings or reactions, such as a need for privacy or haste to leave.[8] This social awkwardness has been called "active but odd".[1] This failure to react appropriately to social interaction may appear as disregard for other people's feelings, and may come across as insensitive.[8]

The cognitive ability of children with AS often allows them to articulate social norms in a laboratory context,[1] where they may be able to show a theoretical understanding of other people's emotions; however, they typically have difficulty acting on this knowledge in fluid, real-life situations.[8] People with AS may analyze and distill their observation of social interaction into rigid behavioral guidelines, and apply these rules in awkward ways, such as forced eye contact, resulting in a demeanor that appears rigid or socially naive. Childhood desire for companionship can become numbed through a history of failed social encounters.[1]

The hypothesis that individuals with AS are predisposed to violent or criminal behavior has been investigated but is not supported by data.[1][18] More evidence suggests children with AS are victims rather than victimizers.[19] A 2008 review found that an overwhelming number of reported violent criminals with AS had coexisting psychiatric disorders such as schizoaffective disorder.[20]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome#Social_interaction