dopey the clown
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Could it be blondy's mom?
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TIGER WOODS COVER UP !!!
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Way to take a fucked up situation and make it a thousand times worse. I wonder how much of this Nike and GM is going to watch before they bail. Sprinkle some drugs on this deal and they'll have a full fledged circus on their hands. I guess if he is going to fucked up, he may as well get it all out of his system right now. I hope his kids aren't sitting around watching all this.
Wouldn't it be cheaper (And simpler) if Tiger buys the entire gated community?
He can have a couple GF's near by - the wife down the street, a Lawyer and Dr. near by.
All away from the cameras.
Kinda funny - Tiger used to lay around and get laid, now he's getting bent over and fucked!
Interesting "Tiger as a role model" side note.
Early in the season, Brandon Marshall was being an ass over contract negoations over next years contract with the Denver Broncos football team. He was out on the golf course playing golf one morining, Shanon Sharpe (Retired Bronco player and sports commentator) called Brandon up, they chat. Shannon askes Brandon if he thinks Tiger goes and plays football when Tiger has golf problems. I guess Brandon stopped playing golf, went to Broncos practice and has been having a good year.
Tiger, on the otherhand looks like he went 4 quarters against the dsfensive line of the Dolphins
He can have a couple GF's near by - the wife down the street, a Lawyer and Dr. near by.
All away from the cameras.
Kinda funny - Tiger used to lay around and get laid, now he's getting bent over and fucked!
Interesting "Tiger as a role model" side note.
Early in the season, Brandon Marshall was being an ass over contract negoations over next years contract with the Denver Broncos football team. He was out on the golf course playing golf one morining, Shanon Sharpe (Retired Bronco player and sports commentator) called Brandon up, they chat. Shannon askes Brandon if he thinks Tiger goes and plays football when Tiger has golf problems. I guess Brandon stopped playing golf, went to Broncos practice and has been having a good year.
Tiger, on the otherhand looks like he went 4 quarters against the dsfensive line of the Dolphins
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HippyCrackTx
i thought most of his sponsors including Nike had already bailed?....im not positive though,if so i find it curious how Nike will drop Tiger and feign high moral values, but dont have any problem exclusively using child labor sweatshops all over Eurasia and pays them pennys....gdamned hypocritycal mega corps burn in hell....hahahaha
James Morrison
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Gatorade dropped Tiger Gatorade brand lol
This is old news. I read about this in the Wall Street Journal last year. Long before any of the latest "Tiger Drama."
I believe Gatorade/Pepsi is just now getting around to discontinuing the product.
Impeccable good timing.
James Morrison
~*MR.MOJORISIN*~
This is old news. I read about this in the Wall Street Journal last year. Long before any of the latest "Tiger Drama."
I believe Gatorade/Pepsi is just now getting around to discontinuing the product.
Impeccable good timing.
in this article it says the decision had nothing to do with the recent controversy..but heheheheheh
Gatorade drops Tiger Woods sponsorship
Soft drink brand Gatorade says it is to drop a Tiger Woods-endorsed product but said it was not related to revelations about the golfer's private life.
PepsiCo-owned Gatorade said the decision to axe the Tiger Focus drink was made a few months ago.
Since the 14-times major winner crashed his car on 27 November, many women have claimed to have had affairs with Woods.
There are also reports that adverts featuring Woods have vanished from US prime-time broadcast and cable TV.
According to data from US media research firm Nielsen, the last prime-time advert featuring the 33-year-old golfer was a 30-second Gillette item on 29 November.
That commercial was broadcast eight times during November, Nielsen spokesman Aaron Lewis said.
Woods' other sponsors include consultancy firm Accenture. He is reported to be the first sports star to be worth more than $1bn.
Nike has been Woods' biggest sponsor since the start of his career, signing its first contract with him as long ago as 1996.
'Mentally tough'
He signed a five-year deal with Gatorade in 2007 for an estimated $100m (£61.7m).
"We decided several months ago to discontinue Gatorade Tiger Focus along with some other products to make room for our planned series of innovative products in 2010," said PepsiCo in a statement.
The marketing of Gatorade is closely linked to sports. Other athletes it sponsors include former basketball player Michael Jordan and sprinter Usain Bolt.
Gatorade Tiger Focus was launched as a sports drink aimed at athletes.
Gatorade's website describes Gatorade Tiger Focus to be a drink "designed with athletes in mind, helping them to be as mentally tough as they are physically".
The decision to drop the drink was first reported by soft-drinks' industry newsletter, Beverage Digest, on 25 November - two days before Woods crashed his car and sparked off the chain of events which continues to feature in the global media.
Tiger Force was launched in March 2008, and according to Beverage Digest the Woods-backed drink represented less than 5% of Gatorade's volume.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8403418.stm
BUT this one says...
Tiger Woods ads vanish from TV
Golfer remains on TV as a subject of public scrutiny, but his commercials have not appeared since Nov. 29.
http://money.cnn.com/2009/12/09/news/companies/tiger_woods_commercials/
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Marywanna
He is an asshole
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HappyDog
What a circus indeed! I work 10min away from his house in Windermere and you should see how the media is clogging up the little one horse roads in and out of there.
I can't believe all those people with their news vans and support crews can make a living waiting around day after day just to see someone drive away.
With all his money I'd pack up and get the hell outa dodge!
I can't believe all those people with their news vans and support crews can make a living waiting around day after day just to see someone drive away.
With all his money I'd pack up and get the hell outa dodge!
dopey the clown
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To clarify: a young dude is good at hitting balls with sticks and putting them into holes we dug in the ground. Said dude had sex with women- lots of women. Women get lawyers. Some old chick gets sick. We watch all of this on TV.
I don't wanna say we as a society deserve some horrible tragedy. I'm part of the culture too. I'm not gonna pretend I haven't watched this.
But folks, something is fucked up here. We suck.
I don't wanna say we as a society deserve some horrible tragedy. I'm part of the culture too. I'm not gonna pretend I haven't watched this.
But folks, something is fucked up here. We suck.
i agree , but we always cant talk about quantum psyics all the time, we need a little humor, this is funny stuff to me
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
lord help me out of this one and ill never cheat again, i promise
so did ya try prayer tiger?
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
lord help me out of this one and ill never cheat again, i promise
so did ya try prayer tiger?
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HappyDog
HD, tell your girl "slut" is a state of mind. As long as a woman is in control and doesn't play the society game there's no such thing as a slut, any more than Tiger Woods. 
Come to think of it, Woods is a slut. Imagine him walking away from the putting green after he sinks a birdie put. One of several hundred peeps will invariably blurt "SLUT" behind his back. What a fuggin mess.
Come to think of it, Woods is a slut. Imagine him walking away from the putting green after he sinks a birdie put. One of several hundred peeps will invariably blurt "SLUT" behind his back. What a fuggin mess.
oh man i was thinkin about all the hecklers, he will fuckin have a melt down for sure when some dude yells in his back swing, YOU CHEATIN MAN WHORE !!! or any thing , man i might have to goto oak hollow next year to heckle , pretty sweet course , i cant get masters tickets or id be there eatin minner cheese sammiches, gettin my heckle on
Mala Tempora
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Whatever gets shouted at him in his backswing, it won't be as bad as when those louts that shout "Geddin the hole!" when he's hitting his drive on a 600 yard dogleg.
I personally think that he's a moron for cheating on his wife, but I don't think it should be made public. He's a great golfer and it would be a terrible shame if something unrelated to the sport like this put an end to such a profound career.
I personally think that he's a moron for cheating on his wife, but I don't think it should be made public. He's a great golfer and it would be a terrible shame if something unrelated to the sport like this put an end to such a profound career.
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