TIGER WOODS COVER UP !!!

[burnedout]

I'm sure like any game there is a ton of nuance for good players to talk about amongst themselves. But ultimately, don't you feel like a fuggin' retard spending all day on a fake, plastic-like grass surface trying to put a ball in a god damn hole?

lol...what?

 

[steppinRazor]

So he is half asian after all.

bwaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11ROLF!!!!jahahahahah!1

 

[m4n]

So he is half asian after all.

LOL

 

[blinkisback]

I doubt he was drunk- Hospital would had noted it.
Now maybe he had 1 too many Ambien (sleeping med) and went for a "sleep-drive".

Don't fool yourself that money gets you out of everything...... Police love to take a "big-fish" down and ring him over the ringer to prove a point (Please see M.Vick....How many convicted dog fighters with no record go to prison? Less than 1%)

My bet is on some kick-ass sleeping pills!

Dog fighter? Off the top of my head he fought dogs and shot or drown the ones that didn't perform to hus standards, you know the kind. Really sweet dogs, the one's that just want to hang out on the couch with you and rip bong loads?

The kind of dog who'd kill anything that would fuck with his/her owner(like Magster below)... Anyways, this prick took dogs like that and all of sudden they went from living their little lives to inhaling water not knowing what's going on... In simpleton terms, he tortured animals. 1%er you ask me, of dog fighters that is....

 

[good drown]

i've only met one type of person who defends vick...

 

[blinkisback]

^ yeah, fuck heads

 

[xcrispi]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Riley from the Boondocks has a term for what one of these moments is classiclly known as .
Crispi

 

[Tronic]

since we're going with the racial stereotypes here lets at least get them correct:

Tiger got into a domestic violence dispute because he is black.
Tiger crashed his car because he is asian.
Tiger's wife is white.
Tiger lives in Florida.

According to my math... this is the first time in history a black man got off scott free in Florida! All the while... doing nothing!!

Progress!!!!!

LMAO

(this is meant extremely tongue in cheek, for those who dont get it.... )

 

[mpd]

Monies will ALWAYS buy your freedom. No matter what kind of miscreant you are.

O.J. and Bernie didn't get the word on this one evidently. Be a pal and clue them in, will ya'?

 

[flubnutz]

she was lining up his head like it was a top-flite either cuz he's been skankin around, or she's a psycho lady. when i read they said she smashed the window to get him out of the car i laughed my ass off.

 

[thekingofNY]

Hahaha, UPDATE:

Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, changed the story she told the first officer on the scene, according to law enforcement sources.

Tiger Woods

The Windemere Police Department says Tiger's wife went outside, saw that her husband had struck a fire hydrant and a tree, and then went back inside the house for a golf club to use to try and extricate him from the vehicle. But we've learned Nordegren told a very different story to the Florida Highway Patrol, and it does not involve going back in the house for a club. Our sources will not allow us to be more specific.

Tiger WoodsAnd we've learned there was no blood found on the steering wheel of Tiger's SUV -- putting into serious doubt that Tiger sustained his injuries from the crash.

As we first reported, Tiger had a conversation with a friend yesterday, in which he said his wife had confronted him over reports he was involved with another woman ... and that his wife scratched his face up during the argument. Tiger told the friend he then left the house, started driving off and his wife then came out with a golf club, striking the vehicle. Tiger then became distracted and hit the hydrant and then a nearby tree.

We're told cops will interview Tiger and his wife later today.

UPDATE: A neighbor tells TMZ they saw cops show up at Tiger's house this morning -- only to get turned away again. Tiger's wife, Elin, was spotted (below) driving out of the Isleworth subdivision in Windermere earlier today.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger...s-story-florida-highway-patrol/#ixzz0YCWAFjPD

 

[boo]

gee, mebbe tiger is a mere mortal like the rest of us...the media always blasts a celeb when he law is bent or broken...I say give the guy a break, he's a good dude on and off the green...if it were some joe, we'd never have heard the details

 

[good drown]

i can't believe a neighbor would talk to tmz. these are the richest people in the area until you get to miami

 

[BurmeseDragon]

They said he was not drunk but not that he wasn't on drugs and honestly, if I was sleeping they cops would kick in the door, shove anyone out of the way and arrest me most violently!

It seems the rich don't have the same standards of legal intimidation!

 

[movingtocally]

i can't believe a neighbor would talk to tmz. these are the richest people in the area until you get to miami

They didn't get that way being moral and keeping their traps shut. Best believe they've dropped a dime on their way to that dolla. The National Enquirer dropped 25 grand on a fake tip that Tiger was bangin' some young broud from New York. Who knows what TMZ paid the neighbors.

I'm just shocked that woman cared. I assumed like 95% of those types of marriages were about A)The dude getting a piece of ass akin to his net worth B) the chick recognizing she's getting used for her hotness, and in turn signing a favorable prenup.

She really loved him and expected Tiger F'in Woods to keep lil' Tiger in it's holster? Really?

 

[litebuzz]

they have 2 kids...one is 3 and the other is 1...? i think i saw that somewhere. so the gazzillionaire golfer is stepping out on his wife....gee that's a shock...not. can't wait for all the details to come out...we'll find out what we've all known...she was chasing his sorry ass swinging and he crashed...she probably hit him in the head a few times before he got away...that must be why he was in and out of consciousness....pffft...stupid shyt...why bother getting married and having babies if you are gonna be a cheating fool. buh bye millions....easy come easy go.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

2:25 am... He was shitfaced.

Cadillac SUV... So much for the Buick Rendezvous...

some buick fanatic cut his brake lines for driving a caddy.

 

[spadedNfaded]

easy come easy go? I'm sure Tiger put in a few working hours to be where he is today...lol

whether they get divorced is irrelevant. I'd like to see what kinda assault charges she's brought up on. Cheating or not, you take a golf club and hit someone in the face, that's assault with a deadly weapon.

- SubN

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

...Cheating or not, you take a golf club and hit someone in the face, that's assault with a deadly weapon.

- SubN

 

[Celticman]

i've only met one type of person who defends vick...

I am not defending Vick if that is what you were implying. All I was saying is this - normally someone who fights dogs , or even neglects and kills dogs- they simply get misdomenors or less. But I understand why people hate Vick so let me use another famous person I feel got hammered because they were famous.
Tommy Chong.
If he were not Tommy Chong he would had most likely gotten a fine-probation and or maybe even just ignored. But when you catch a big-name you get the chance to really put it to them in the name of "Deterence". Thier name is in the paper all the time so the Government likes to show thier power so others won't follow thier lead.
Remember,
sentences in the USA are meant to punish and DETER. The punishment must punish the offender but it must be great enough to deter others from doing it.
Best way to deter others is to hammer a high profile offender- if T.Chong who's rich with a limited record can go to jail, what will happen to joe schmoe??? That is what they hope to accomplish.
That is all I was saying. I wasn't defending Vick.