What is your best "Pick Up" line?

[Big D]

Are you related to Chuck Liddell? Cause you are knockin' me OUT!

 

[netwerx]

"Nice tits, wanna fuck."

Unfortunately it doesn't work often.

 

[iGro4Me]

Do you have any Native American in ya' ?


Nahhhh....that one's too corny

 

[h^2 O]

are you free tonight or will it cost me?

 

[dlusion]

This has actually worked for me recently: 'Hey, what's your name? Can I just call you gorgeous?'

 

[pine boy]

Get in the truck ,bitch

 

[PoopyTeaBags]

wanna smoke a joint...?

 

[Kizzattack]

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

Never tried it. Never intend to either. I thought it was funny when I first heard it though.

 

[sackoweed]

If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? It worked i got a hug then some flirting the whole night and finally tap tap taparooo!! This was before i was married, and was a manwhore out in the clubs. peace..

sack

 

[Mrs.Babba]

ohhh this should get goooood!! lololol

 

[9Lives]

Pardon me miss, but I can't help noticing that you have cum in your hair.

You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.

 

[Classyathome]

I just sit there - licking my eyebrows.

They flock to me...

 

[Weedman Herb]

"I like you ... lets do this" J. Mewes. I never needed a clever line ... I just nodded the ladies over ... on Good Nights I fought them off ... sometimes, as a Bonus, they fought each other off.

 

[BurmeseDragon]

Get in the truck ,bitch

Ha ha ha, ya or 'what's your torture?'. I don't have pick up lines, it is usually a vibe that dies when I open my mouth.

 

[WaTerR]

well not really a pick up line but my current girlfriend asked me if i ever touched the jon and kate plus eight kids because i might live in pa and i said no ,youre a creeper hahaha she ate it up

 

[spyvsspy]

I'm somewhat of a smartass, so after making a flagrantly smartass comment----"If you can take a joke you can take a dick", I"m 0/2000 on that one.

 

[Weedman Herb]

You should say that, while chuckling, in the form of a question ... "You can take a joke ... but can you take a dick?" Women like challenges (I assume you want to pick up women with that but I guess it might work in the Bi/Gay crowd too) ...

 

[Mrs.Babba]

I just sit there - licking my eyebrows.

They flock to me...

goooood one classy!!!
love it!

 

[sednal]

None, looks and self demeanor do all the work.

 

[sednal]

You should say that, while chuckling, in the form of a question ... "You can take a joke ... but can you take a dick?" Women like challenges (I assume you want to pick up women with that but I guess it might work in the Bi/Gay crowd too) ...

hahahaha