confession thread

[hansel]

Well, this is kind of like confession.

When I was a kid, my friends and I had to go to confession at the local catholic church. It is a ridiculous ritual that I no longer do. But anyways, my friends and I could not stop laughing while we were waiting for confession, and when I got in the booth the priest started bitching at me and made me say about 50 hail mary's and 50 lord's prayers as a pennance.

 

[I N Hail]

Well i go by the old saying "Smells like fish eat all you wish, Smells like cologne leave it alone.....he he he

 

[WaTerR]

i have never heard that saying. . sounds like a bushism without all the uhhs umms and stutters hahahaha

 

[MeTa4]

Alot of people around here seem to be pretty dark and selfish souls, seems to me like you shouldnt be growing the beautiful plant... , seriously some of you are sick

 

[Space Ghost]

I AM THE LINDBERGH BABY!!!

 

[I N Hail]

i have never heard that saying. . sounds like a bushism without all the uhhs umms and stutters hahahaha

uuummmm,, It was supposed to sound like a joke

 

[Miss Blunted]

uuummmm,, It was supposed to sound like a joke

I got it...what the fukk wierdo that didn't get it...come on! I'm drunk...I confess, bwahahahahaha....

 

[xinsanewickedx]

before my son's mother and i got together i used girls few times for just sex and their weed.now on to smelly girls that i can say has never happened to me thank god

 

[steppinRazor]

we shot a 100+ year old saguaro cactus with an AR-15 untill it hit the ground... goood times

 

[steppinRazor]

bro if you're facing 10 yrs or more RUN. Underground railroad for "pot crime" refugees. Get to a city that's serviced by Swiss Air and bust it to Zurich. I'm making a thread on escaping the US prison island

not that im afraid of g3ttin 10 or more but whats up??

 

[Clarence]

I'm touching myself inappropriately while reading this thread.....arggghhhhhh!!!!

I have to confess....I am still touching myself inappropriately but now I am using both hands and a feather duster.

 

[LolaGal]

Alot of people around here seem to be pretty dark and selfish souls, seems to me like you shouldnt be growing the beautiful plant... , seriously some of you are sick

LOL. Let's let the First Baptist Church grow our dope.... Yeah, that's the ticket...

 

[THC123]

confession :

I almost puked today , it's elections here and everywhere these ****************************** billboards.

Hmmm should i vote for lying SOB nr 1 or selfish lying bastard nr 2

Neither of them deserve my vote but i HAVE to go voting or else they will fine me

 

[iGro4Me]

Well i go by the old saying "Smells like fish eat all you wish, Smells like cologne leave it alone.....he he he

I got it...what the fukk wierdo that didn't get it...come on! I'm drunk...I confess, bwahahahahaha....

Well....I always heard it like this:

If it smells like fish, take a dish...

If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'...

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune~a~fish

I have to confess....I am still touching myself inappropriately but now I am using both hands and a feather duster.

Dude....you're just not right....LMFAO!

Funny MoFo

 

[stc9357]

Now what is this about you being racist to dark people? LoL Jk but yeah I have a dark soul not selfish but imagine how it would be without the herb I might just flip my nut one day and let some shoots off in mall. Its best to always think positive also btw on a more serious tone who the fuck are you anyway God? Go smoke a bowl!

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Alot of people around here seem to be pretty dark and selfish souls, seems to me like you shouldnt be growing the beautiful plant... , seriously some of you are sick

Shut up you hypocrite, if you have nothing to confess and are a saint your whole life you should be in heaven. Go judge someone else....
I can picture you already.....

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Meh... took down the image... probably better idea..

You can always PM me, hehehe

 

[stc9357]

Shut up you hypocrite, if you have nothing to confess and are a saint your whole life you should be in heaven. Go judge someone else....
I can picture you already.....

I think Moldy said it even better than me you sound like the priest who looks down on people but before the service calls the altar boy into his room. I really couldn't give a shit more but don't come in here unless you have something to confess now I would really be a dark soul if I didn't think the things I did were wrong but I do.

 

[stc9357]

confession :

I almost puked today , it's elections here and everywhere these ****************************** billboards.

Hmmm should i vote for lying SOB nr 1 or selfish lying bastard nr 2

Neither of them deserve my vote but i HAVE to go voting or else they will fine me

Do you live where mandatory voting is the law?

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lol@ being dark & selfish souls... those that live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. =)