confession thread

[SkareCrow]

we were in there deep to he was spinning all 4 wheels trying to get us out

 

[Snagglepuss]

Sinners Repent!!! Hurry!!!

 

[Trying-to-blend]

Let's change the jello wrestling to canna pudding wrestling... Then we all get to lick some off! Hmm, suddenly i imagined that looking like a japanese porn....

I confess that I am getting a kick out of madre being permanently banned!

you know what? me too... me too!!!!!

For all the "open-mindedness" she still reminded me of the old ladies that look at me funny when they see me going around stoned or hanging with an obviously gay guy or lesbian girl(i look as straight as they come, cause i'm neither fit nor beautiful, hahahah).

this thread was QUICKLU degenerating into a copy of /b/ haha

BRING BACK YUMMY. Yummy, why aren't you posting as much???

She even thought I was stalking her or something when I went on vacation? Poor lady, I bet she's been here before...POMH? maybe? I dunno, she already seemed to have some targets...

Now that you mention POMH, anyone know what the hell happenned to tokahontas(for some reaosn i relate the names). She was a hella cool AIDS patient from the OG days, worked as a sex line operator and actually gvae me some tips for going out with an HIV positive girl(she was positive from birth, and really, do you want the karma of rejecting someone because of something that is DEF not their fault???) and for getting into the phone sex business. Cool as hell.

That's my confession i guess. I had a crush on tokahontas!

And sorry to Miss Blunted's bf, i know you're a member here, always forget which, but every time i see her i wish she were MY girl. None of my girls have shared my love for the plant, just for the consumption! I want to take a pic of my next GF's ass next to a big cola! Hmm, or a donkey dick crotch shot... hahahhah


Oh, and i like 80's pop... yeah yeah, bring on the hate, but "like a virgin" and "hungry like the wold" are the dichotomy that define my sex life. Well, except the girls aren't virigns anymore. NBot many 18 year old virgins left around....

LoL Now THAT's what I call a proper welcoming. "Nice to meet you, now get naked"

Nobody ever said naked... but you're more than welcome to interpret it that way!!!!!!!

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Sure seems like are alot of guys out there cheating on wives and gf's

Is there such a thing as a guy who didn't get a little on the side?
BTW Mrs. Babba, many women cheat on their husband in other ways by breaking vows.

One example is wives denying sex when asked for some, according to Doctor Laura, this is just as bad as a guy getting a little ass on the side to make up for lack of sex..

 

[WaTerR]

i gotta admit i only cheat on my girl with one lady. . .mary. . mary jane!!!!

 

[Moldy Dreads]

This confession thread is good for people to know what kind of dangers are out there.
The stories about robberies, setups, murders, scams, wow, even I felt naive there for a second...

 

[LolaGal]

I confess:

Once when I was 5 my sister did not feed her rabbit. I knew she wasn't feeding it, so when it was my turn the next week to feed it.. dead rabbit. I should've helped that poor rabbit, but I was tired of doing my sister's chores. Poor rabbit... he had tried to dig his way out of the wooden cage, but there were just scratch marks in the wood.

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Ok, Lola, you'll be forgiven only if you take pics of Lady Muerte in skimpier clothing, holding a nug preferably so we know it's really you...LOL!

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Is there such a thing as a guy who didn't get a little on the side?
BTW Mrs. Babba, many women cheat on their husband in other ways by breaking vows.

One example is wives denying sex when asked for some, according to Doctor Laura, this is just as bad as a guy getting a little ass on the side to make up for lack of sex..

well Doc Laura prolly isnt even married!!! lol jk
and I dont think it the same thing, not even close.
If she denying, he needs to find out why and deal or get out.

 

[bambam]

If she denying, he needs to find out why and deal or get out.

WOW now if that dont sound like some shit right there......Not calling ya out girl but it dont work like that. Well not at my place that is. If you can do your man like that and be ok with it and him stick around then good. Just dont post shit like that up so my ladies can read it and get ideas. Sex is not a TOOL....

 

[Trying-to-blend]

Now LordBudly be a good stalker and stalk quietly in the background!

I'll get my out if you are not good.

Down boy down.


You won't like it if I have to get my out....

I must confess....

Every time i see a whip smilie, i read it as "penis"...

Guess i'm scared of being slapped with a penis? I mean, i sure as hell wouldn't like it. Only reason didn't partake in a devil's threesome when i had the opportunity...

 

[stc9357]

if it makes you feel any better

but right now I am aiming to do something with my life
dunno we see

to each his own problems!

I was just joking if you can't take a joke then whatever to many people have a stick up their ass.

 

[Moldy Dreads]

I smelled my mom's panties once when I was like 10 to see what"IT" smelled like...
Ergh

 

[bambam]

Moldy you are crazy man.......But i belive ya lol be good ! Stay out of moms panty drawer kids.lol

 

[WaTerR]

bambam any new updates bout that neighbor . .maybe i missed it

 

[bambam]

No bro not yet......I did see her and yea she's down for damn sure. Let you guys and gals know...Bam

 

[Mrs.Babba]

WOW now if that dont sound like some shit right there......Not calling ya out girl but it dont work like that. Well not at my place that is. If you can do your man like that and be ok with it and him stick around then good. Just dont post shit like that up so my ladies can read it and get ideas. Sex is not a TOOL....

wow bambam....Im not doing my man like anything, all I said was you need to communicate with your partner, if ANYONE is not happy in the sex dept they need to find out why!! Moldy said that is was as bad to cheat as to deny your hubby sex and I disagreed with that. I dont play games! and not sure where you read that in my post? Im confused

 

[LolaGal]

I must confess....

Every time i see a whip smilie, i read it as "penis"...

Guess i'm scared of being slapped with a penis? I mean, i sure as hell wouldn't like it. Only reason didn't partake in a devil's threesome when i had the opportunity...

Every time I use a whip smilie I see it as a whip.

Don't encourage him.

 

[lordbudly]

Every time I use a whip smilie I see it as a whip.

Don't encourage him.

Too late... Encouraged... get to it

 

[bambam]

"If she denying, he needs to find out why and deal or get out. "

I think it was the Deal or get out part that got me........ Deal with no sex or get out. Hell i would just have to step. I assumed you were talking about how you think it should of been handled. To each their own. Not that i think you are holding out on your man. Cause no one wins in that mess.....Sorry if i read ya wrong girl. Peace