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Barf

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I open my heart to you guys and then the thread goes to the shitter great, someone call me an asshole.
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
Administrator
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...I have nothing to confess.......I know naaaathing!

...ya'll would'nt believe it anyway if I even started to!


.....fun thread.....'keep em' coming'......(said the advisor to the sultan in regards to retaining peace and harmony amongst his haareem)
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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I open my heart to you guys and then the thread goes to the shitter great, someone call me an asshole.


Ahhh...come on man....I spilled the beans too.

So we have a little fun at the expense of one another.

We mean no harm :joint:
 
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i went into a small, packed breakfast joint on a busy weekend; just wanted a lime-rickey...and it was too loud and greasy and I started to have a panic attack so I waited one last second then split. Outside I turned around and spit the gnarliest loogie onto their intimate little glass front door for all to see
 
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LolaGal

La Madre Morte is ready for Rasslin'

La Madre Morte is ready for Rasslin'

OK, So I wore my baggiest clothes for a disguise...

This will have to do for now.... La Madre Morte... (It also sez IC MAG Rulz, but my shirt rucked up)

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Haha... See my fightin stance??? Watch out Yummybud!
 
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Denial N Error

OK, So I wore my baggiest clothes for a disguise...

This will have to do for now.... La Madre Morte... (It also sez IC MAG Rulz, but my shirt rucked up)

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Haha... See my fightin stance??? Watch out Yummybud!

Oh my god. HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!!! :laughing:
 

billy_big_bud!

Proud Cannadian Cannabist
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oh ya, about a year ago i was eating alone in a sports bar. standard, wings and a few beers.long story short the place wasnt very busy but the guy who was working the joint was totally not paying attention as he was absorbed in the hockey game on tv. i decided i could walk out without him noticing and i was right. if he wasnt ignoring me i would have paid, im not like that.
 

Mrs.Babba

THE CHIMNEY!!
ICMag Donor
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Lolaaaaaaaa your tooo much lololol!!! thats great girl...way to show your shit!! the yumster better watch out :biglaugh::biglaugh:
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oh ya, about a year ago i was eating alone in a sports bar. standard, wings and a few beers.long story short the place wasnt very busy but the guy who was working the joint was totally not paying attention as he was absorbed in the hockey game on tv. i decided i could walk out without him noticing and i was right. if he wasnt ignoring me i would have paid, im not like that.
way to have some balls man! More people need to do stuff like this, everyone seems to be complacent with shit service.
You should have gotten some beers that were twist-off and just secured the tops and put them in your bag. Could have gotten a few shots of whiskey too, pour it into a cup with lid. Get some more wings to go - big family sized.
Theft is okay and NOT bad for karma when it's stuff like this.
At least you didn't nail all the doors and entrances shut, quietly, and burn them alive.
 

kmk420kali

Freedom Fighter
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Lolaaaaaaaa your tooo much lololol!!! thats great girl...way to show your shit!! the yumster better watch out :biglaugh::biglaugh:
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So....Lola is Yummy's girl-- We have heard soooooooo much about her--
Thanx for the heads-up Mrs B--:nanana::wave:
**Waits to see ppl take that seriously...Muhaaaa!!**
 
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LolaGal

No, no, I'm gonna Jello Rassle YummyBud for free airfare to the Cup!

No, no, I'm gonna Jello Rassle YummyBud for free airfare to the Cup!

So....Lola is Yummy's girl-- We have heard soooooooo much about her--
Thanx for the heads-up Mrs B--:nanana::wave:
**Waits to see ppl take that seriously...Muhaaaa!!**

:yoinks: No no, I'm the great jello wrestler "La Madre Morte". I challenged Yummybud to a jello match for free airfare to the Cup.

Someone earlier said they'd pay to send volunteers to the Cup, I should see who that was......

I'm working on a better outfit for the Cup.
 
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Denial N Error

Oh my what have I gotten myself into..

Wait where'd Miss Blunted go? :D

Gonna need more than one hottie... two atleast..
 
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LolaGal

Thanks Mrs. B! So far, all it cost was a shirt and some markers.... lol It will be worth it to box or jello rassle... I'll box i guess.

OK now I'm the great boxer "La Madre Morte" Denial and Error: You better send that cash to Old Pink so he can get it to me. I'll reserve my space asap....

Some body get the posters printed

La Madre Morte VS YummyBud. The Ram in the Dam. The World's Best Match Ever! Well worth those round trip airline tickets.

:D
 
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Denial N Error

Hahahaha. Wheres Yummybud, we need an official electronic weigh-in and pre-fight trash talk..
 
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LolaGal

I rule the RIng! I'm the baddest Jello Rassler there ever was! Yummybud ain't gonna know what hit him. I'm gonna shove that jello down his ear holes..... He'll be like all gelatinous when I get through... Yes Indeed.

When I gets done rassling in the jello, I'm so hot that Jello just melts back to liquid.... I'm gonna drown that Yummy in melted jello. Yes indeed. Watch out....

[Lola runs off to Post Office to sign up for her passport]
 
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