ShamWOW! guy beats up cannibal hooker.
- Thread starter barletta
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i dont think that most hookers are into kissing much less tongue kissing...he prolly tried to slip her the tongue and she made him pay
Damn a celebrity with a female hooker now that's going against the grain.
litebuzz
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thank you!!!! i thought i was the only one who wants to reach thru the tv and poke his eyes out. could the producers please at least show the stupid fuk a "c" chord ffs!
......Just imagine if you were the Hookers Father.....thinking that your daughter had nearly been sham-wow'd...
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That hooker is cute.
smokesalot420
Member
Damn this thread has me laughing my ass off!
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha BUSTED!
Hooker sex is like sex in a chocolate syrup factory - Don't touch anything.
Moral of the story - No matter how much you pay, she is still a hooker, and doesn't want to kiss you.
Shout out to the guy that places TINY little ads in newspapers all across the country to get rich.
EDIT - He paid her a G, she had 930 when they were arrested. Wanna bet that the 70 went for a gram, a pack of newport 100's, and a pack of gum?
Yuk!!!
A 40 oz. to Shamwow?
I think they ought to make these shit product commercials include SHAM in everything they spew. Imagine freecreditSHAM.com, Oxi-SHAM and the biggest SHAM out there:
PROFESSOR SHAMMMM!!!!!!!
"....and if you still can't learn, I'll send you $10.00." Well fuck me!
Yea but wouldnt biting said tongue to the point where you lacerate and draw blood in regards to that theory it dont add up. I think this broad was all wacked out on meth/heroin and just FREAKED out, and thought back to the nights in da trailerher where daddy traded her vagina for bronco cigs and natty ice beer...
hey man, Natural Light is good beer just like Pabst Blue Ribbon! Bronco's suck nutz.
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too funny that guy is a nutjoba grand for her,,,and then to try a kiss,,that wold be like licking a bathroom doorknob at a bar yuck,,,peace
tenotoge
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she's more like a $120 for a 1/2 hour girl. That's the best the guy could find for $1,000? For $1,000 you can find 6 Vietnamese barely legals for 3 hours. I need a job. I'm definitely going to fuck 3 women at the same time within the next 6 months, it is now a short term goal. Will update. Has anyone else done this?
No, but I've paid for convenience and cute girls, and dood had the money and was drunk, what was he gonna shop around?
The one time I tried to go the cheap hooker route, Mr Wanky was not going to co-operate, and I really didn't mind all that much.
For 1000 dollars, you could get AT LEAST 200 blowjobs from crackheads. What is the better value? Plus she is a hooker in southbeach, WTF??? A t shirt cost $100+
The one time I tried to go the cheap hooker route, Mr Wanky was not going to co-operate, and I really didn't mind all that much.
For 1000 dollars, you could get AT LEAST 200 blowjobs from crackheads. What is the better value? Plus she is a hooker in southbeach, WTF??? A t shirt cost $100+
Tony Danza
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You're confusing celebrity with congressman.
