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SpacedCWBY

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Shlomi??? And here I thought I got fucked with a "pokeable" last name. Poor fucker. Then here didn't even get to nail that crazy lookin' broad. Man, what a night that must have been.
 

SpacedCWBY

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him and billy mays have a new TV show on sum network..ill look it up

I'm a Billy Mays and Shamwow guy fan - But Billy's gonna be in history books one day. He's like king pimp of the infomercials. I've seen the ENTIRE oxyclean commercial at least 20 times.

Used to live with grandma - sat upstairs and smoked pot all night without cable, internet, porn, but I did have a PS with a demo disc to play once in a while.
 

barletta

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Yo I've hung out at your grandma's.

That's awesome that they are doing a show. I was gonna throw up a "Billy Mays Vs ShamWOW guy" poll when the last Pit v wolf thread was going strong.

Infomercial hall of fame:
Billy Mays
Tony Little
Shamwow guy
'Ronco' guy

Up to the veterans committee:
Chuck Norris and that chick (it's makin me crazy, what's her name)
Suzanne Sommers (Thighmaster, baby)
Jim Carrey (Honorary, for the SNL skit he did)
 

Mrs.Babba

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Yo I've hung out at your grandma's.

That's awesome that they are doing a show. I was gonna throw up a "Billy Mays Vs ShamWOW guy" poll when the last Pit v wolf thread was going strong.

Infomercial hall of fame:
Billy Mays
Tony Little
Shamwow guy
'Ronco' guy

Up to the veterans committee:
Chuck Norris and that chick (it's makin me crazy, what's her name)
Suzanne Sommers (Thighmaster, baby)
Jim Carrey (Honorary, for the SNL skit he did)

isnt it Christie Brinkley?
 

Pirate

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Must not be selling to many Sham WOOOOWSSS!!!!!

Looks like he pulled his jacket from a dumpster.
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Can we hire this lady to ruin the smug, lip-synching, douchebag, freecreditreport dot com guy's reputation to get those commercials off the air? Annoying commercials like ShamWow and freecreditreport do more harm to our society than cannabis does. Potheads don't buy that shit, they prank call them and waste resources. Therefore, to use idiot prohibitionists' progressive logic, I wouldn't have a huge problem with banning these idiots from our 'collectively' owned airways.
 

nycdfan042

Its COOL to DROOL!!!!!!
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sham wow also works to clean up crime scenes and what not....

"your gonna love my nuts", lol this is the funniest shit ever!! why does every nut bag in the world decide to do the craziest shit in my state??

man i hope theres video some where of the incident, at least SNL will re create the whole mishap
 

accessndx

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You'd think these "celebrity" types would learn their lesson about soliciting prostitutes randomly...for that matter, you'd think they'd learn their lesson about buying drugs off the wrong people or partying in the wrong places also...
Didn't David Lee Roth get caught in some public place trying to score a dime bag or something years back? There are tons of stories just like this B.S.
I mean comeon...if you have a modicum of fame, it should be fairly easy to get the things you want in life without a hassle.
This Sham-wow dude is hardly a "celebrity", but you'd think he'd be a tad bit better off going to the Bunnyranch or something where he may catch a discount.
Hookers in Florida? WTF...
Jeeze louise. You'll never find me paying for something I could get for free.
 

flubnutz

stoned agin ...
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i liked hugh grants mug shot. he looked like a schoolboy who got his hand stuck in the cookie jar :D
 

nycdfan042

Its COOL to DROOL!!!!!!
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^^ Alrighty then!!!! lol did his mug shot make you want his penis in your mouth?? I JOKE!!! Please stop comin to florida and doin crazy shit , this state already has enough crazy fuckers we dont need to import other crazy fucks. Someone already says this, who kisses a hooker?? i mean seriously?? aside from all the possible penis that has slid in there think about meth mouth or what her diet must consist of(prostate alfrado), you would probably have a better chance at not catching anything by licking a public toilet at an NFL game
 

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did you guys hear about the new 'shamwow snuggy'? you can flail arms and piss yourself while staying warm and comfy on your couch.
 

nycdfan042

Its COOL to DROOL!!!!!!
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Now if only they could line the outside with CHA CHA CHA CHIA seeds(for decoration) and install a Ron Popiel food dehydrator on the side we'd be in serious business!!!!
 

HeadyPete

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polyploidP1

"-nycdfan042- "you would probably have a better chance at not catching anything by licking a public toilet at an NFL game"

LMAO!!!!
 
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Weedman Herb

shamwows SUCK Tyra Banks did a Get It or Forget It episode and tested a few things ... shamwow was a Forget It ... It couldn't pick up the liquid the dudes Co Def could slurp and swallow before it ran off her chin ... Billy Mays had an endorsed product too ... some kind of epoxy putty ... it did not work as indicated either ... I come home from work expecting to see Lock Stock & 2 SBs and there's the wife with Tyra on ... I'm still scratching my head wondering how she managed to get the TV to receive a station ... hmmmm ... Tyra is looking Good ...
 
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