ShamWOW! guy beats up cannibal hooker.
- Thread starter barletta
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^^^^^^^^^^ BUAHA h HAH AHa hah a hahAHaHAhA your crazy barletta !! she didntlike shlomis nuts, what makes yours better? lol
"Your life is gonna be exciting now"... " but compared to my life, it sucks you might want to overdose yourself"
"Your life is gonna be exciting now"... " but compared to my life, it sucks you might want to overdose yourself"
iGro4me postedthem originally i was just re cycling dem...dey is funny as fuck no?
this pussy clot dont wreck her head man, she can - charge her previous price bitcha gwoan have to reduce her BJ rates..sham WHAaaaA WhaAAa
this pussy clot dont wreck her head man, she can - charge her previous price bitcha gwoan have to reduce her BJ rates..sham WHAaaaA WhaAAa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2oVWSfZ9Bk
Here's a clip of the movie he's in "I Hate LA"
This story just does not seem fucked up after seeing this clip...wow
Here's a clip of the movie he's in "I Hate LA"
This story just does not seem fucked up after seeing this clip...wow
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BigTex
Sham Damn!!! Lucky for him she loved his nuts or she mighta bit those too! LMFAO
Damn, I'd gladly send this wench $19.95 plus S&H for doing us all the favor.......
But wait, if you call in the next 20 minutes, and I mean that, we can't be doin this all day guys, will give you not one but 2 shampow!'s. 1 for the face, cause you know you're makin me cry (you don't wanna cry, I don't wanna cry - you know what I'm sayin) and one smaller one for the hooker you have to punch off it. And if you pay by credit card, we'll DOUBLE the order. That's not one, not two, not three but FOUR shamPOW!'s. You're gonna love my nuts.
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Chamba
damn @ those last few pics!
it looks like she really did try to bite off that dickhead's tongue..(a short quick throat constriction would of opened her mouth in one second) .....damn again I bet he was thankful for the fact he wasn't getting a BJ at the time she turned barracuda on him
anyway, who the hell tongue kisses a renter? who the hell would want to? btw lots of renters have told me that you would be surprised just how many go down on them...50% or more some said...damn again !
it looks like she really did try to bite off that dickhead's tongue..(a short quick throat constriction would of opened her mouth in one second) .....damn again I bet he was thankful for the fact he wasn't getting a BJ at the time she turned barracuda on him
anyway, who the hell tongue kisses a renter? who the hell would want to? btw lots of renters have told me that you would be surprised just how many go down on them...50% or more some said...damn again !
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JackTheGrower
SO HE AND SHE ARE HUMAN..
Ask yourself why your lonely life needs this entertainment!?
Poor people.. Sham Wow was just a prostitute for a corporation.
Poor people leave them alone.. Have you not been arrested for stupidity? Try it some time and then pass judgment on these two.
These poor folks have had it.. The moment of the arrest was shame enough what the fuck gives any of us the right to ridicule?
Jack
Ask yourself why your lonely life needs this entertainment!?
Poor people.. Sham Wow was just a prostitute for a corporation.
Poor people leave them alone.. Have you not been arrested for stupidity? Try it some time and then pass judgment on these two.
These poor folks have had it.. The moment of the arrest was shame enough what the fuck gives any of us the right to ridicule?
Jack
Who doesn't love the shamWOW guy? "See that? It's gonna make ya life better." I always picture me, him and Realli being separated at birth. Anyway, dood got drunk at a hotel in Miami Beach, picked up a hooker, tried to kiss her, she bit his tongue, and wouldn't let go. He punched her until she did, then went running into the lobby like a bitch (Uhhhh unlimited towels, an ice machine, and a door that locks...), where security got em.
They were both charged with battery, and the charges dropped.
Don't believe me? I got links.
http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
And because I don't click the links in the den either, I got pics.
And the hooker from prior arrests - cute but has that CRAZY?!!??! look.
And the police report.
You'll be sayin "OW!", every time...
DontBeEvil
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my grandpa told me about this yesterday, and we had some good laughs.
was in a real bad mood today...got woken up with a phone call..followed by another one...both with crappy news...sleepy and in a bad mood i read that^^ and i cracked up...dont know how...just lucky i wasnt drinking anything...
i found your humor in it
...maybe not a funny subject ....sick sence of humor we have lol....each time i read it i chuckle .HH. =]-~
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Chamba
Have you not been arrested for stupidity?
no, but we'd all love to hear your story about getting arrested for stupidity!
no, but we'd all love to hear your story about getting arrested for stupidity!
Yo for the record it was NOT me who found the recent SHAMWOW beating PICS...it was iGro4me, pls give credit to him and not me...even tho i am super cool and deserve all the praise i just wanted to set the record
I'm glad I could brighten your day, HH 
You don't wanna cry anymore.
I'm going to learn all of the shamwow commercials, and the slap chop one, and only post in Shlomisms for a while...
C'mon vince we need to take the picture.
"Ah leath lemmie puh om mmm acket... ith coal im hrrr"
You don't wanna cry anymore. I'm going to learn all of the shamwow commercials, and the slap chop one, and only post in Shlomisms for a while...
C'mon vince we need to take the picture.
"Ah leath lemmie puh om mmm acket... ith coal im hrrr"
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JackTheGrower
I got into a fight.
I'm kicking ass and getting kicked.. Blood fists and damage.
We both went to Jail.
It was stupid....
Jack
