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Lammen Gorthaur
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How do you handle your rage???

And it better be friggin' funny or I'll be all over yo' ass like a wedgy from hell!
 

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swampdank

Pull my finger
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I pee in the sink at the rest stop instead of the urinal.


Other than that, I have decided that anarchy has too many rules.
 

madrecinco

Active member
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I don't do RAGE ANYMO darlin'

it ain't healthy and causes adrenaline rush later to be compensated with exhaustion.

It don't feel good...it is bad for your sex life.

Nothing OR Nobody is worth gittin' yourself in a rage.

Fight/flight reflex drains body and negatively affects the lymph and immune system.

Let go of ANGER AND RAGE!!!


IT JUST ain't worth it!
 

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Lammen Gorthaur
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Sex life? Someone on this board has a sex life? Where? When?

Now I am pissed...
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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I'm with Madre on this one, bad things tend to happen when I rage against the machine anymore....I figure at some point I'll just climb a clock tower and get it all out or die....whichever comes first.

:D


:dueling:
 
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geminibud

I have overcome serious Anger and Rage issues...but when I was out of control,it was bad for whoever I was around,I wanted people to feel as bad as I did.
Mostly Bodyslams and Backyard Dental Work with my fists.
I can honestly say,That cannabis gives me that cushion....That 10 seconds youre supposed to count/think it out,I can rationalize now that people are just dumb apes....Thats all most of us are.
Seperate yourself from the sheep brother,or knock someone the fuck out.
 

madrecinco

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Sex life? Someone on this board has a sex life? Where? When?

Now I am pissed...

LMFAO!!! I told you I am a newlywed and my last hubby was very ill in his last years....I went without for a while....Hard for Hot Blooded Texas Women!


Sooooo I have a lot of sex makin' up to do before I die....time is running out dear.

But it ain't near as often as it once was ....LOL:joint:
 

mpd

Lammen Gorthaur
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Ah me. Older women. Well....

Okay, we'll give you a pass if it was a LONG, LONG time waiting...

It's never enough, they say. Though, those that say it are quite possibly those who are also branded as deviant sex fiends in our culture.

Thank goodness my moral compass has always been true and pure.
 

madrecinco

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Ah me. Older women. Well....

Okay, we'll give you a pass if it was a LONG, LONG time waiting...

It's never enough, they say. Though, those that say it are quite possibly those who are also branded as deviant sex fiends in our culture.

Thank goodness my moral compass has always been true and pure.

HMMMMM I might very well be one of those deviant sex fiends....LOL

My moral compass is different than a lot of peoples.
Reality is reality is
reality!

But I grew up with people whose moral compass was way toooooo overactive.
Those fundy's are soul suckin' bastards and The Moral Majority is ....Neither!!!!
 

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Lammen Gorthaur
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HMMMMM I might very well be one of those deviant sex fiends....LOL

My moral compass is different than a lot of peoples.
Reality is reality is
reality!

But I grew up with people whose moral compass was way toooooo overactive.
Those fundy's are soul suckin' bastards and The Moral Majority is ....Neither!!!!

That's okay. I'm sure your husband appreciates those qualities. You obviously warned the lad what he was signing up for, right? You didn't just surprise him on your wedding night with a, "by the by, I forgot to mention during all those months of courtship, my dear. In reality I'm this super-charged deviant sex fiend who prays on unsuspecting older men..."

You discussed this logically, calmly and clinically while you were stringing the trapeze, welding together the iron maiden and building the midget's box.

It's not too late to become true and whatever else I said. Right! Moral! You can be moral. I'll help you. I'm with the government. It doesn't take a village... well, maybe in this case, but that will be dealt with in your first therapy session...

My secretary will be in touch. Bring the charge cards along with the jello...
 

Desiderata

Bodhisattva of the Earth
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I cuss out mpd and Trouble on the W.O.W ( words of wisdom thread ) because I've lost my sense of humor:D
 

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Lammen Gorthaur
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I cuss out mpd and Trouble on the W.O.W ( words of wisdom thread ) because I've lost my sense of humor:D

We'll help ya' find one. Can't rage all the time.

And no more cussing me either. As your resident cannagod I am tired of taking shit off peons like you. It's time for some genuflectin', bowin', scrapin' and anything else I might decide I need as your most very narcisstic cannagod.

I'll cut you a break and you can just call me "God".

Now get down on your fucking knees and beg for my benevolence or ELSE~!
 

Weedninja

Member
I'm with Madre on this one, bad things tend to happen when I rage against the machine anymore....I figure at some point I'll just climb a clock tower and get it all out or die....whichever comes first.

:D


:dueling:

lemme know when you do and I'll spot for you and help you pick off the stragglers.
 
I joined the Army.... didn't help much, now I smoke and try to stay away from stupid people (they're everywhere!!!!!!!) which means I don't go out much anymore.
 

madrecinco

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That's okay. I'm sure your husband appreciates those qualities. You obviously warned the lad what he was signing up for, right? You didn't just surprise him on your wedding night with a, "by the by, I forgot to mention during all those months of courtship, my dear. In reality I'm this super-charged deviant sex fiend who prays on unsuspecting older men..."

You discussed this logically, calmly and clinically while you were stringing the trapeze, welding together the iron maiden and building the midget's box.

It's not too late to become true and whatever else I said. Right! Moral! You can be moral. I'll help you. I'm with the government. It doesn't take a village... well, maybe in this case, but that will be dealt with in your first therapy session...

My secretary will be in touch. Bring the charge cards along with the jello...

I don't want to be MORAL! I was raised by by PROTESTANTS in an "institution" in Texas as ya know....seriously.....I don't lie.... that make those LDS kids look quite NORMAL...Stepford Women and children!

Brainwashing 24/7 about SINNIN' and GOIN' TO HELLL! Scares the shit outta motherless children...INDEED! Makes kids afraid of sex SOMETIMES FOREVER ya know.....

not ME though....luckily for me I could afford good psychiatric help and now I am healed!!!! A lusty old granny.

That is why I understand JoPho!!!!

He was raised in The Children of the God cult.....

That brainwashing screws us up ya know?


But yes D. was warned,,,,LOL... and I have known him 10 years as he and I worked together in the county jail clinic when we contracted off duty paramedics to help us nurses out due to the nursing shortage and increasing bulging jails here in Fl...

We were married to other people and just were friends at the time...I ran into him again after we both lost our spouses and he is quite eccentric and unique. THE MOST MORAL PERSON I HAVE EVER MET,,,,,but his weakness is "naughty women like me" tee hee....
A good bass player and Blues singer . The Blues Festival is here this week and he is in one of the performing bands. we just saw B.B. King and Buddy Guy here recently......Blues genius they are.


But he is a nerd/technogenius/retired firefighter/guitar playin' man... and grateful to find an old lady who "still puts out and likes it".....

Each to his own darlin'....

But I think I am a lost cause on the Moral stunting and the MORAL PO PO MUST DIE!!!!!!! LOL

The Moral Majority is Niether and they are WEED TOKERS natural enemy! Take that Jerry Falwell!
 

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