The worst things to say after sex

[mpd]

Mrs. MPD is more than 15 years my senior and we've been together for 25 years... She sure was a hot potato when I met her.

You have no idea how many cradle-robbing pedophile jokes I have laid on her ass over the years...

 

[I N Hail]

When i was just a teen and was having a fling with a much older women
Being scared of becoming a parent at such a young age ,i had some ?'s
So iasked her if you get pregnant and have a child.





Would it be my child or sibling MOM?...

 

[vince514]

you call that a fukin blowjob....i shouldda just let my dog lick my nuts like usual

LOL..

 

[dank.frank]

i don't know...but I know yawning DURING the act....well, enough said...

 

[FallenBuddha]

do you have change for a dollar?

 

[cocktail frank]

do you hookers take coupons?

 

[JamieShoes]

thanks Mom...

 

[JamieShoes]

or... I think a little bit of wee came out too

 

[Greenburrow]

That reminds me, I need to buy tuna. Thanks!

 

[guest]

.................

 

[TNTBudSticker]

One hundred and ninety-seven !!


::marks the headboard::

 

[GET MO]

WHy are u still here?

 

[MeltingPOT]

If you fart in my face I'll cook you breakfast.

 

[Crazy sativa]

Can i pay with dinner checks?

 

[CTSV]

Giggity Giggity

 

[Beeka]

Reject

Reject

Had a stray/grandma tell me after sex that I was the Worst that shes ever had.

 

[JamieShoes]

"ahh another quiet night at the mortuary"

 

[I N Hail]

Dam, it's hard to get you back in the coffin!!!

 

[sunflower1]

Shit..I forgot to take my birth control pill!

 

[Smurf]

Don't leave your teeth in my room again grandma.