when you put empty ice trays back in the freezer
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You know your'e old when....
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noyd666
when ya put the coffee jar in fridge and the milk on shelf.
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noyd666
when yer piss dribbles down yer leg more than what go's in bowl.
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wodi
Was cutting firewood for my father yesterday and he starts telling me a story of when he used to go help his father as a boy. As if the receding hairline isn't enough of a reminder!
when you have to take a nap before you go camping to keep from sliding out of your chair into the fire...
yeah, I've done that. also rolled into it in my sleeping bag once, not fun. exciting, but not fun...
yeah, I've done that. also rolled into it in my sleeping bag once, not fun. exciting, but not fun...
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noyd666
LOL....when have they not? Me? A ladies' man....hmmm, guilty as charged. Always have been....and always will be I guess. Never a "dirty old man"....just your plain chivalrous "ladies' man".
Which brings me to another "you know"....when you shudder of the thought of going to bed someone that is at least 20 years older.
For some ladies, nightmares and horror movie scenes pop up in my demented mind! Me and an 81 year old?....hmmm I'd feel like someone would be robbing the cradle with me in the cradle!
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What's scary is hoping you're hard enough to get penetration lol...I laugh but dammit it sucks
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What's scary is hoping you're hard enough to get penetration lol...I laugh but dammit it sucks
Halfway hard will usually do it. Miss my morning stiffies.
odd, that thought didn't bother me when i was 15 or 16. now, at nearly 60, i'd have to...no, that wouldn't work either. sorry...
Lol, yeah the thought of going to bed with older women has waned.
Ahhh...and when the "longing to be with someone older" is replaced to be with someone that's at a minimum is 20-40 years younger (while not being a pedophile)---yep, you know your ass is getting old!
Youngblood/fresh meat always looks real nice....but that's the problem: At our age, its all "looks" and "no touchy"...lol. Very few honest girls (goldiggers included) prefer to go to bed with men that could be as old as their "father" or "grandpa". And those that do, are usually real kinky (I like) or fucked up in the head (I hate)....at least those are my experiences. BTW, the kinky ones can really be surprising and are a great a ball to be with!!!!!!!! (pun intended).
Youngblood/fresh meat always looks real nice....but that's the problem: At our age, its all "looks" and "no touchy"...lol. Very few honest girls (goldiggers included) prefer to go to bed with men that could be as old as their "father" or "grandpa". And those that do, are usually real kinky (I like) or fucked up in the head (I hate)....at least those are my experiences. BTW, the kinky ones can really be surprising and are a great a ball to be with!!!!!!!! (pun intended).
....your getting old when you wear out a toilet seat
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noyd666
older when you forget to get a new toilet seat.
