You know your'e old when....

[armedoldhippy]

you can sleep for damn near half a day, wake up & you are STILL wore out! eventually the batteries go dead & WILL NOT recharge...

 

[944s2]

Super old if you know who she is and think she's hot.

I think " Big Johns" wife in the High Chapperall was a very sexy woman and didnt take shit,,,,,,s2

 

[superx]

Something else which comes naturally with getting old,

Loved ones and close friends etc checking out of life, "passing away"
Not a week or 2 does pass by with out someone asking me did i hear who died.....

On a side note think i might of spotted a grey pubic hair, cant be having that..........

 

[Phaeton]

...a bottle of nitro pills is kept under the pillow 'cause bad dreams cause heart attacks.

 

[CannasaurusR]

Having the same weight as 30 years ago...but have underboob tan lines underneath the now almost transparent white chest hair...fuck me.

 

[al70]

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[mr.brunch]

... you look at an advert featuring a semi naked lovely lady holding a hamburger, and think “whys there no bacon on that burger?!”

 

[Capt.Ahab]

When you really dont give a damn as to what anyone has to say anymore.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Odd 'Age Spots' keep popping up on your skin, and you have to go to the docs and get checked if they are benign or malignant.

 

[mr.brunch]

Well known saying:
When you’re in your 30’s, you worry what people think about you.
When you’re in your 40’s, you don’t care what people think about you.
When you’re in your 50’s, you realise no one was thinking about you in the first fuckin place.

 

[OvergrowDaWorld]

When you just want to sleep all day and the only thing that excites you is painpills so you can feel normal again even for a brief moment.

 

[armedoldhippy]

you begin to see a purpose in pain. it gives you a reason to look forward to death instead of fear it...

 

[420somewhere]

Getting driven to your doctors appointment

 

[Capt.Ahab]

When you go to a high school reunion and you have outlived at least half of your classmates.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Pain lets you know that you are still alive.......regularly.

 

[aridbud]

When you just want to sleep all day and the only thing that excites you is painpills so you can feel normal again even for a brief moment.

In a way, I can relate.

 

[Wendull C.]

When you read this thread for kicks, and realize over half this shit applies to yourself.

 

[CannaRed]

When you hate most of today's music, television, and movies.
Got more hair coming out ears, eyebrows, nose and ass than head.
Get up more times at night to pee than you do to just roll over.
Hearings going bad, but you really don't want to listen to a bunch of shit anyway, so you don't care.
You write checks at the Post Office for stamps... Just to fuck with the clerk

 

[BombBudPuffa]

Your children are more hairy than you are

 

[Wendull C.]

Hearings going bad, but you really don't want to listen to a bunch of shit anyway, so you don't care.

This one is my personal favorite. I even go shooting, say I left my ear plugs so I can ignore any bull shit for a week. Sssh. Cant let the womens know this trick....