You know your'e old when....

[Capt.Ahab]

When a lot of the common things that were around when you were kid are now considered "vintage" and almost antique.

 

[armedoldhippy]

when a fart leads... to a wet stain... leads to a outfit change.....

had a stomach virus hit the other day. shit myself so bad i had to change my SOCKS...

 

[bilko]

-

 

[noyd666]

had a stomach virus hit the other day. shit myself so bad i had to change my SOCKS...

 

[al70]

Pain lets you know that you are still alive.......regularly.

sometimes

 

[al70]

WHY DID'NT I

 

[m314]

When you hear Pantera on the classic rock station for the first time. Was it really that long ago?

 

[armedoldhippy]

When you hear Pantera on the classic rock station for the first time. Was it really that long ago?

yeah, Pink Floyd, Doors, Moody Blues, Hendrix, old Stones stuff is "classic" now. anyone here ever heard the album by Firesign Theatre? (i think, lol) had shit like "we're ALL bozos on this bus" and "don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliars"...

 

[bigfattone420]

When you have a store top shelf grabber on your bed.. So you don't have to move...

 

[Hermanthegerman]

you get pralines from your wife, for being 2gether 38 yrs, before 10 days.

 

[Betterhaff]

yeah, Pink Floyd, Doors, Moody Blues, Hendrix, old Stones stuff is "classic" now. anyone here ever heard the album by Firesign Theatre? (i think, lol) had shit like "we're ALL bozos on this bus" and "don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliars"...

Yep, Dwarf was before Bozos.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

wild horses coulnd´t drag me away ;-)

 

[mr.brunch]

.... when you start thinking it might be cooler being awake early and in bed early- I can feel the transition happening— goodnight

 

[noyd666]

when I look at my birthday card, if I get one .

 

[~star~crash~]

when a 5 gallon bucket of water feels a lot heavier then it used too

 

[Douglas.Curtis]

When everyone your age looks old, even though you still get carded occasionally. lol�� I swear I look 10 years younger than I looked 10 years ago.

Here's to aging well.

 

[Betterhaff]

It is kind of funny when you get carded. Even knowing it’s a store policy, it's kind of nice to think “do I look that young.” Not.

I just got carded the other day.

 

[St. Phatty]

when the candles on your birthday cake generate enough heat to power a toy steam engine.

 

[superx]

When your scrotum "ball sack" decides to hang low, sagging thing.

 

[Only The Best]

when you say....no problem!!