My little "special move" is to ask my changemoney again back when i go buy something..i got my changemoney,then i forgot that i just get those money and i ask again,plz i want mo moneyy! That happen to me so many times,lol.
yea,then i know there is some heavyhitter in my head!
...when you make 2 sandwhiches because u forget to eat the first one then go to sleep and wake up just to wonder how the fuck those 2 sandwhiches on the counter got there...
When... you go upstairs and realize you just ran up and down the damn thing twice in two seconds... and... d'oh forgot the bottle of water in the kitchen ..
whenever im leaving the house and i take a big bong hoot right before i head out, i always walk out without my cellphone... go back inside grab it, on the way out again realize that i dont have my wallet, grab that, run back up the stairs only to realize the debit card is sitting by my laptop
When the top of your head turns into a block of ice and you have to eat all the ice cream in the freezer, then go to buy some more and pull a whitey in front of the milk display in the supermarket, almost fall over, recover your composure, hope no-one saw you and end up buying 4 pints of milk because you have no idea why you are stood in the supermarket and just want to get the hell out of there, Then you walk to the top of a hill and sit and drink all the milk in the sunshine. Happened last week...