You know the weed is good when......
- Thread starter devilgoob
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...when you see shit moving out of the corner of your eye but there was nothing there.
thinking about useless things
thinking about useless things
You know the weed is good when you start thinking about how you called your girlfriend "sexy lady" and how the word lady can be used in a sentence where the word lady is used angrily....like "hey lady, you gonna pay for that?!" or how it can be used like "that wasnt very lady-like".....meaning that a lady is dignified. Then you start to think about how it's a weird word
....then you think "why the fuck am I thinking about this!?"
thinking about useless things
You know the weed is good when you start thinking about how you called your girlfriend "sexy lady" and how the word lady can be used in a sentence where the word lady is used angrily....like "hey lady, you gonna pay for that?!" or how it can be used like "that wasnt very lady-like".....meaning that a lady is dignified. Then you start to think about how it's a weird word
....then you think "why the fuck am I thinking about this!?"
bongcritter
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ItsGrowTime said:
Holy shit, this happens to me all the time when I'm massively stoned...Although I always thought it was due to my long ass hair getting in my eyes....whooo no more though, haircut was today!
holy shit really funny you got her fucked up. one time this girl hit my man's 3 footer and after i had pulled it up for her she cleared it and all she could do was go sit in the corner facing the walls still cant figure it out
she was to 
for all those heavy hitters PEACE ZB
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Damn you cut you hair? I am going to let my hair grow forever, that's how I know I got good weed! irie vibes for life bro
You know the weed is good when......
a single kief hit of some Herijuana sends
an old time toker to the hospital thinking
that he's having a major heart attack.......
I couldn't convince my friend that it was just
some off the charts weed I'd gotten, he swore
he was checking out. I called his house about
a 1/2 hour later & his wife said he'd gone to the
hospital. hehehehehe
a single kief hit of some Herijuana sends
an old time toker to the hospital thinking
that he's having a major heart attack.......
I couldn't convince my friend that it was just
some off the charts weed I'd gotten, he swore
he was checking out. I called his house about
a 1/2 hour later & his wife said he'd gone to the
hospital. hehehehehe
and you dont realize where any of it went and go get more....
You know the weed is good when......
in a cheap and sleazy attempt to endear yourself to your connection you tell him/her, "I think my sister has the hots for you."
sorry folks, that was really tacky, I'd never sell my sister out like that... again
in a cheap and sleazy attempt to endear yourself to your connection you tell him/her, "I think my sister has the hots for you."
sorry folks, that was really tacky, I'd never sell my sister out like that... again
you know the weed is good when...
- you take a shower after a few bong hits.. and at the end, can't remember if you washed your hair or not.
- you can't stop laughing with a couple of your closest friends.. and at the end, can't even remember what started it all
- you take your first hit, sit back, and all the problems in the world seem to just disappear
- you take a shower after a few bong hits.. and at the end, can't remember if you washed your hair or not.
- you can't stop laughing with a couple of your closest friends.. and at the end, can't even remember what started it all
- you take your first hit, sit back, and all the problems in the world seem to just disappear
you know the weed is good...
when you can't remember if you took that 2nd bong rip or not
when you can't remember if you took that 2nd bong rip or not
you know the weed is good when...
When you're at work and you have to keep repeating to yourself what you are going to get and how many in attempt to remember, but then when you go to repeat it to yourself again........you cant remember what you just were repeating all that time.
When you're at work and you have to keep repeating to yourself what you are going to get and how many in attempt to remember, but then when you go to repeat it to yourself again........you cant remember what you just were repeating all that time.
you know the weed is good when.......
you start wishing you'd have thought of the user name 'devilgoob' first!
you start wishing you'd have thought of the user name 'devilgoob' first!
FRANKENBLUNT420
me blunt is like, wicked yo!! owight
SO SO TRUE
SO SO TRUE
SO SO TRUE
yes this one i can attest to!! a 2 second zone out and i forget COMPLETELY, where i am or was going or came fromcocktail frank said:
