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Who is the oldest and youngest ICMAG member

GrassRoots

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here's a better question! how about someone showing some documented evidence of the oldest marijuana smoker still alive on the planet/actual age at death? one that has been smoking it for a really long time..not one who just recently started.. i'm curious..
anyone make it into the 90s or what?

This is taken from High Times

"...If Altman had lived another 40 years, he still wouldn't be as old as the oldest woman in the world who died a week before he did. Also, there's almost no way he'd be smoking as much weed as Fulla Nayak.
A longtime resident of Kanarpur village in India, Ms. Nayak loved ganja until the day she died, at age 125, without ever suffering a debilitating illness. She attributed her remarkable longevity to huge homemade marijuana cigars and strong palm wine."

Here is a link that has a picture of her. I don't know how to post a picture from another site but if someone wants to, please, go ahead. While searching for her picture it seems there is some debate about whether she's 120 or 125, her grandkids said she was 125 but some 10 year old document said she would have been 120. Either way, very old, and very cool!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article73930.ece
 
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trouble

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Just because I was born 3 years before dirt was invented doesn't mean that I am old!

Pops, "The Dead Sea" was only sick when you were a young lad, not to mention, your blood type was cancelled years ago. Theses may be signs that your getting old.



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Hold Your Fire

Finding my way back home
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This is taken from High Times


A longtime resident of Kanarpur village in India, Ms. Nayak loved ganja until the day she died, at age 125, without ever suffering a debilitating illness. She attributed her remarkable longevity to huge homemade marijuana cigars and strong palm wine."


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article73930.ece
I've read that too.
Huge homemade marijuana cigars.
How can you not love that!
 

basilfarmer

Member
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She had to walk 6 miles to school, uphills both ways. She had a crush on pops, but he didnt want to get in trouble dating a woman so much younger.
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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Go ahead and laugh you young piss ants. My underwear is 20 years older than most of you(smarter too)! I am not saying how old I am, but I was born during a world war(and it wasn't between Rome and Carthage!
 
Go ahead and laugh you young piss ants. My underwear is 20 years older than most of you(smarter too)! I am not saying how old I am, but I was born during a world war(and it wasn't between Rome and Carthage!

20+ year old underwear?? Your briefs gotta be thongs now. I got a little throw up in my throat just picturing that. lol
 

Stevius

Member
How it goes this thing with undies again......? which side is the right one....

Yellow side in front and brownish/black side on back....:D
 

Mr.M

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Your thread asks "who is the oldest and youngest ICMAG member".........I say......I am.........
I am the oldest And youngest ICMAG member!

M
 

tenotoge

Member
yeah man the laws of nature prevent tighty whities from lasting more than a few years. You get the holes under the waste band, eventually the wasitband is connected in like 3 strands dangling. The crotch always gets holes. Sometimes the asshole too. I have had some last maybe 3-4 years...they lived good lives. There should be a graveyard for dependable but over-the-hill underwear
 

madrecinco

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Go commando and save laundry,,,,,

Pops darlin'........ send me your drawers and I will launder them and send them back to you. I think I know why Mrs Pops is not washin' your drawers for you darlin' te he...

You remember when ya told me you don't wanna take Viagra so ya don't have to make love to fat old women....LOL...


Could be the reason why ya got dirty drawers darlin'.....

Give that lady some attention and she will wash your drawers for you.....
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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Actually, Mrs. Pops and I parted ways a few years back. I had a life sentence, but fortunately, after 36 years, I got time off for bad behavior.
 

madrecinco

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hmmmm sorry if it was painful and it always is when you are with someone that long and possibly share a family...if you read my post you will know I was in a dysfunctional long term marriage myself recently. Texas women are notorious for standin' by our man....I listened to toooo much Tammy Wynette when I was young. lol

But just because Mrs. Pops left don't mean you should not look for a tokin' granny to keep you warm at night and WHO KNOWS where it might lead....Viagra and similar meds do work with the right partner....


I can fix you up with one of my crazy granny nurse friends. Nurses know how to take care of you old gentleman darlin'

But I have "Irrational Hope" And was wantin' to find a new love after my hubby's demise....


SOOOO one day at the mall I saw this old sad gentleman and I knew him from years ago and he had lost his wife recently also....

So I sat down in the food court and had a cup of coffeee with him and next thing you know we were laughing our ass off at some things from our past experiences at work together once. I knew he was gonna be the one BECAUSE a man that can make me laugh is the man gonna get in these granny's panties....LOOKS don't even matter these days.....character is what I was lookin' for this time near the end of my life...

And you can find love at the mall where us granny's go after we retire....to look at the old men.

Just a little tip dearie....because we all know you are fun anyway for an old fart....And I bet you are cute in a grouchy cute way.....I would "do you" myself if I were not attached.



But he won't care if I wash your drawers for you. Send them to me by UPS darlin'


And let me fix you up with somebody maybe a little less wacky
than me/////lol

Laughter is an aphrodesiac to us granny's OR ANY WOMAN for that matter!
 
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sparkjumper

If you're not a young Chinese boy you can give up on Pops,he's set in his ways.
 

madrecinco

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Damn!!!!!

Damn!!!!!

If you're not a young Chinese boy you can give up on Pops,he's set in his ways.

Fireman Freddie's health ain't too good and I was tryin' to line up my next conquest just in case....kinda a reserve ol' geezer on standby....my life is runnin' out and I must LUV while I can... Pops sounds kinda cute...

So I am very disappointed that Pops is into Chinese boys!!!!:noway:


NO WONDER Mrs Pops left him.....LOL


Pops don't get those dirty drawers in a wad cause' ya know I am just kiddin' you dear!
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NAHHHHHHH I don't think Pops is gay.....I can feel his heterosexiness through the internet......he just is a stubborn old fart prolly.....but ain't they all????

Well off to the Blues in the park today.
 

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
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I'm turning 23 in August!

My lady is having our 3rd baby in June.....

So I have to ACT a lot older than I am!

ArcticBlast
 

Stevius

Member
I'm turning 23 in August!

My lady is having our 3rd baby in June.....

So I have to ACT a lot older than I am!

ArcticBlast


:yoinks: WOW! 3rd baby..... CONGRATS!
Really a challenge, I think, at this ages to have a baby.... and you will have 3... nice mate, nice..... I wish you all the best.
Ill be 22 this year and I feel that I wont have babies up til 30. Cause a baby right now.... it would ruin all my plans.

Once again... amazed and wish you good luck!


Peace :joint:
 

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