What is the closest thing to a orgasmic experience that is not sexual?

[GeorgeSmiley]

Getting a catheter removed... lol If the nurse does it slowly.

 

[ToughGirl]

I nice big whip-it

 

[GeorgeSmiley]

Really? In a thread titled like this, and MY post gets removed? What a laugh

 

[headfortrinity]

When you have too pee real bad and you finally get to, then when your shaking it dry it feels so good your legs get a little numb.

 

[TexasToker]

Thanks for your positive vibes, TexasToker.

It was a joke...I thought it was funny.

 

[ShantiSadhu]

Psilocybe Mushrooms.

Entheogens.
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"An entheogen ("creates god within," en εν- "in, within," theo θεος- "god, divine," -gen γενος "creates, generates"),[1] in the strict sense, is a psychoactive substance used in a religious, shamanic or spiritual context. Historically, entheogens were mostly derived from plant sources and have been used in a variety of traditional religious contexts. Most entheogens do not produce drug dependency."
- from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entheogen

 

[reckon]

I actually stole this topic from another site.. I had 2 that I could think of.

1. Hooking a 3 lb smallmouth bass using ultralite equipment when stoned.

2. First time you kiss someone you are dating.. like a first kiss.

3. a piece of EPOISSES cheese from france, eaten with a knife and fork, while stoned,........this might as well be an orgasm, it's THAT good.

 

[VT_Fire]

sorry but, opiates. and no, not like vicodin.

 

[Piel]

I´d say iv opiates, phentanyl pre op is a very intense experience -you feel that you can´t breath but you don´t care.

 

[THC123]

a bag of vape after quitting for a month

 

[Lakota412]

When my son was born.....and the day he moved out for college...LOL

 

[feral]

I agree, the day my son and a year later my daughter, was born.
For a rush though....trying being the first at work at 5am (animal shelter) and finding that a dog you don't know (because you were off 2 days) got out of its cage somehow overnight and standing in a very dark hallway. Thank God he is a nice cane corso, but I did just about shit myself when I saw him standing there in the shadows.

 

[exploziv]

maybe an orgasm?

 

[mpd]

Men are different from women. I have found that many women can experience orgasmic type experiences from stimulating their ears, throats, backs, breasts and anus. One woman liked to have died and gone to heaven due to the way I was French kissing her and biting at her lip. This gives you all kinds of opportunities, but makes for a different kind of evening as most women are done and out of gas before the foreplay even ends. Women are certainly different from men.

With us guys it pretty much is limited to what happens with your penis. Right now a financial killing would be positively orgasmic. World peace would be orgasmic. An end to communism and socialism would be orgasmic. An end to human apathy and indifference would be orgasmic.

I guess it always comes down to each of us; whatever floats your boat.

 

[globel]

If you sneeze alot it can feel like an orgazim.. i think its 1/9th the power... so every 9 sneezes = 1 orgazim.

 

[armedoldhippy]

watching a state trooper flagging down traffic because the road had iced over where snow melt ran across. and seeing the look on his face when a little old blue hair lost it & t-boned his patrol car with him standing next to it

 

[LIFEISGOOD]

Armed, I am with you on that one. He prob cracked a molar. F'em.

For me: A good bowl of kind, steep trees, deep powder, and someone to laugh about it with while the chopper drifts off in the distance.....

 

[reckon]

my wife's family recipe for TURON (banana lumpia) freshly made with some powdered sugar on em

every time I take that first bite, I just have a mouth-gasm


if you have access to a filipino grocery, or restaurant (or just look up the recipe online), DO NOT DIE until you have had some of these fried treats.

 

[HillBillMt]

hitting third gear at 4200 rpm with an elephant under the hood..... that weakens the knees here..... HHB

 

[plantagenet]

Getting a catheter removed... lol If the nurse does it slowly.

LMAO!