Awe not turkey bacon hippy! Didn't think you'd be the kinda guy to eat that stuff! Haven't ate in 3 days and I still wouldn't eat it! Lol
if nothing to eat for 3 days, lots of folks would start chewing shoe leather. main reason i eat it is speed. i go from it to pre-fried bacon for ease of preparation. if you sprinkle black pepper & chili powder on it while frying, it IS edible. not great, fast & edible. we eat LOTS of the real thing here...