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armedoldhippy

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aviator came out of a plane w/no chute during WW2, fell a LONG way and survived. he landed in snow on a slope though. not impossible...thick vegetation may have been the cushion she needed.
 

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aviator came out of a plane w/no chute during WW2, fell a LONG way and survived. he landed in snow on a slope though. not impossible...thick vegetation may have been the cushion she needed.
yeah well HALO jumping isnt a sport.thats gotta be one of the worst ways to die.i used to be a roofer and im scared of heights.never understude those guys with squirell suits.its suicide.guess its pretty ballsy though
 
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shithawk420

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your a fuking cave man!?ive actually been in some nice caves.and i know down south has some good ones.right by you too.my biggest fear is getting stuck.i saw this guy on youtube,i guess hes famous,he founf this obscure as hell cave in the middle of bum fuck and hes crawling around and thousands of spiders bombarded him.HELL TO THE FUCK NO!!!oh i forgot.i think ive been to Mammoth Cave.its awesome
 

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too busy being claustrophobic.
see above ^
.my biggest fear is getting stuck.
i got stuck once. only for a few minutes, but that was all it took. seemed like years... my dad got stuck in one once because of the clothes he had on. couldn't go forward & when he tried to back up, his coat bunched up on him. makes me sick just thinking about it. i still like caves, but i like those i can walk around in... :tiphat:
 

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sometimes its good to know the difference between a stalagtite and a stalagmite.they can be very pretty.id love to do acid and go in a big cave but too scared id get lost and its sianora forever
you'll see some neat shit...after you turn your light off, lol!
 

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sometimes its good to know the difference between a stalagtite and a stalagmite.they can be very pretty.id love to do acid and go in a big cave but too scared id get lost and its sianora forever
This cave is just up the road from us. I first went there as a freshman at FSU in 1970. There were some tight squeezes and the chimney entrance was the preferred route. The cave entrance was eventually blocked with locked steel gates. There were sections with small shallow pools that were lined with crystals. Some formations looked like a snow covered forest seen from above. Other pools were lined with crystals that appeared to be conical shaped teeth.

It's dark down there.
 

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This cave is just up the road from us. I first went there as a freshman at FSU in 1970. There were some tight squeezes and the chimney entrance was the preferred route. The cave entrance was eventually blocked with locked steel gates. There were sections with small shallow pools that were lined with crystals. Some formations looked like a snow covered forest seen from above. Other pools were lined with crystals that appeared to be conical shaped teeth.

It's dark down there.
climax cave is a oddly named structure.i can think of a few jokes if you know what i mean
 

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WTF was that?that guy have a death wish?it was impressive but damn.one minor miscalculation its over.
What I noticed was the big hug he got from his wife/girlfriend? I cannot imagine what she was going through.
i can think of a few jokes if you know what i mean
Did you know that Climax GA and Intercourse PA are sister cities?
(Yeah, I know what you mean.)
It's a little dry there i've been told.
You have to be patient and careful as you penetrate the dry parts. Once you get deep...real deep; it gets wet enough to swim.
Been there.
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What I noticed was the big hug he got from his wife/girlfriend? I cannot imagine what she was going through.

Did you know that Climax GA and Intercourse PA are sister cities?
(Yeah, I know what you mean.)

You have to be patient and careful as you penetrate the dry parts. Once you get deep...real deep; it gets wet enough to swim.
Been there.
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as funny as that is its true.ive been in the bat caves at starved rock.it was funny watching the girls get creeped out by the bats.they were sleeping and didnt even move.but farther you go the more damp it gets.man it was cool.i wanna go again.gotta be careful though.i think a few people died falling of the cliffs there.if i was gonna kill someone im taking them to starved rock
 

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Marijuana odor bothers Maria Sakkari during her loss in the US Open's first round​


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NEW YORK (AP) — Even while she was rolling on the court, Maria Sakkari was bothered by the smell of something off it.
“It was weed,” Sakkari said.

The No. 8 seed from Greece was eliminated from the U.S. Open in the first round Monday with a 6-4, 6-4 loss to Rebeka Masarova, a match she seemed in control of until she mentioned the smell toward the chair umpire during a changeover.

Sakkari was leading 4-1 in the first set on Court 17 at that point.

“The smell, oh my gosh,” Sakkari said. “I think it’s from the park"

The No. 8 seed from Greece was eliminated from the U.S. Open in the first round Monday with a 6-4, 6-4 loss to Rebeka Masarova, a match she seemed in control of until she mentioned the smell toward the chair umpire during a changeover.

Sakkari was leading 4-1 in the first set on Court 17 at that point.
“The smell, oh my gosh,” Sakkari said. “I think it’s from the park.”

Sakkari, a semifinalist at the U.S. Open two years ago, said the smell of marijuana didn't affect her while playing. She had practiced on the same court Sunday and already had noticed it then.
You don’t really think about it, because all you care is just to win the match,” Sakkari said. “I smelled it, but that was it. Like, it wasn’t something that I paid attention to.”

Nick Kyrgios complained about smelling marijuana during a match last year, saying afterward he is asthmatic and the smell probably wasn't good for him when he was running around.

But Sakkari said it didn't cause any problems while competing in what became her third straight first-round exit in a Grand Slam tournament.

“Sometimes you smell food, sometimes you smell cigarettes, sometimes you smell weed,” Sakkari said. “I mean, it’s something we cannot control, because we’re in an open space. There’s a park behind. People can do whatever they want.”


SOURCE: https://apnews.com/hub/tennis

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Hugh Hefner 'Took So Much Viagra It Made Him Deaf': Playboy Founder's Ex-Wife Crystal Tells of Their Marriage​


The truth about Hugh Hefner?

The Playboy founder's third wife Crystal Hefner has recently opened up about her life while dating and marrying the late magazine editor. The 37-year-old spilled it all in her upcoming memoir called Only Say Good Things, something Hugh had told her just before his death in 2017.

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Despite this request, the author, who spent five years as Hugh's girlfriend and five years as his wife, knows her memoir will expose the wealthy business owner as a misogynist, a narcissist and an extremely controlling person.

"You can't fault his timing," Crystal said about Hugh's death in September 2017. "He dipped out right on time. Hef's lifespan of 91 years, it ended on the cusp of #MeToo. Coincidence? I think not."

"I was so 'Team Hef'," she stated, "and I still am to a certain degree." However, she explained some of the many restrictions and requests Hugh had for her when they were together.

Her late husband, who she met when she was 21 and he was 81, controled her life down to the exact color of nail polish she could wear. He even would tap her on the head when her roots were showing, indicating when she would need a touch up.

Crystal also had a 6p.m. curfew each night and was required to share a dinner of chicken soup with cream cheese and crackers. After dinner, she would participate in group s-- with her hubby and other Playboy bunnies.


"It was embarrassing. I don't know the most people there'd been in our bedroom at one time but – a lot. Pretty bad. We were like, 'Oh, now it's your turn.' Nobody really wanted to be there but I think in Hef's mind, he still thought he was in his 40s, and those nights, the people, the mansion, solidified that idea. He felt, 'I've still got it,'" she said.

She also recalled "Sunday Fundays" at the mansion when 200 young women would arrive. Crystal spilled that Hugh would take so much Viagra he started to lose his hearing.
"Hef always said he'd rather be deaf and still able to have sex. Weird," she added.

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Crystal Hefner wrote an explosive memoir about her last years with the Playboy founder.

The couple's age gap always left people wondering, she revealed, noting, "Everyone had questions. Mostly anatomical."
"Unremarkable," Crystal added of their nights together. "Whatever you would like, whatever you would think, or however you would want a night to go, well, it wasn't that."

Looking back at her life now, Crystal explained that she refuses to regret her experiences but shared, "If that was my daughter now – it wouldn't happen.

All I can say is that if you come from a happy, perfect, loving childhood, you don't usually end up with someone who was already 60 years old by the time you are born."

The Daily Mail reported on Crystal's comments.



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