turned 40 today...yikes

[vonforne]

Life begins at 40.
It starts ending at 50.
Enjoy the next ten years. And you'll be needing glasses soon.
Burn1

I have 8 months to go till the end........damn! Better have that last minute fun while I can......kind of like Xmas shopping at the last minute. lol

 

[FlaDankster]

Good to see you still hangin.

Happy Belated bro.

 

[OrganicOzarks]

Why every year after 30 have my balls started to hang lower and lower? When I lay on the couch on my side with my legs together my balls hang out the back where my ass is. It looks like a small hairy brain poking out from my asshole. Getting older is awesome!

Happy Birthday!

 

[vonforne]

I like how they sneak out either side of my undies no matter what type I wear. lmao! Now I know why dad always wore those huge boxers.

 

[toughmudderdave]

fair warning...

don't trust your farts anymore...

LOL! That is so weird. that's the 2nd time I've read that in less than one day. There's a thread on a running forum I'm on titled "Ever pooped yourself while running?" and Someone posted "Never, ever trust a fart." LOL!

 

[Prairie Boy]

Congrats on hitting this milestone! Your next one will be

Passing what feels to be a 7 pound kidney stone.

See ya over @ the old stoner's crash pad.

Cheers PB.