I just saw a nice nice nice ass pair of real tiddies at the store.. I wanted so bad to ask her what her nipples looked like... And they were real, they didnt look like she halved a grapefruit and stuck em on her chest..
Joe Rogan's UFC commentary is funnier than his actual stand-up.
Quote:
"Davis looks like he could just jump right over his head if he wanted to."
(comment made during Phil Davis' fight w/ Brian Stann @ UFC 109)
I lol'd so hard I nearly pissed myself...only a true stoner would say something like that...
I just saw a nice nice nice ass pair of real tiddies at the store.. I wanted so bad to ask her what her nipples looked like... And they were real, they didnt look like she halved a grapefruit and stuck em on her chest..
awww fuck,sackO!!! im hornier than a three balled billy goat and hearin bout those titties is killin me!!! like i said before.....i've been jerkin off in the shower so much i get a fuckin hardon when it rainz!! man,i gotta get laid! i spend all my free time with my grows i just dont get out anymore! hookerz! maybe i should get a hooker! wudda ya guyz think? a blow me and leave kinda thing!? yeah,mabe a hooker!
yeah!! and im really a huge fat lady who is addickted to rubbin 'em out on cheese burgers! and my fantassee is to be crunched by krunchbubble!! hahahahahahahahaha! no lezie vamps fer me!