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Shlomo said:If you find out who did it, pick him up in a van with your friends. Bring with you a stalky, ready-to-harvest Momma plant. Strip and trim it in front of him, saying, "You like that, huh? You like that? Yeah, you like that..." Make it sound dirty. When the buds are all trimmed off and all you have is a woody stalk with bare side branches, get your friends to bend him over, rip down his pants, and repeatedly shove the stalk up his ass until all the side branches have broken off on the sides of his now-tattered canal. Well, he wanted your plants, didn't he? He got them! Don't stop til the tip breaches his mouth! Then, plant him in your yard a la Vlad the Impaler.
Oh yeaaah... skeet
LMAO dont forget OP is in his 50's... Doubt hes about to sodomize someone.
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