The worst things to say after sex

[Smurf]

I'm out on parole this week, but I promise I'll write to you.

 

[Cambium]

Who are you?

 

[JoJoDancer]

I'm JOJO bitch the loverman you should be payin me...

 

[cocktail frank]

in order to make that love making session more comfy for u dear, i picked the scabs off my dick 1st.

or

that aint nothing but a love blister!

 

[Neuronaut]

Having sex with a fat girl isn't nearly as gross as I thought it was going to be.

 

[Smurf]

Your father was right,,, you are a good lay!

 

[GET MO]

Heres an IOU baby..

 

[PondeLftHndSide]

Why shouldn't I wipe my dick on your curtains?

 

[GET MO]

think next time we can close the door while your kids are awake?

 

[Fatt Daddy]

Thanks for the ride jackass.

 

[SweetNightmare]

you got aids!

 

[GET MO]

ever heard of a KEGAL bitch?

 

[GET MO]

whats your dad doin with that shotgun?

 

[Guest 26753]

"Damn, that's not cum, yer colostomy bag broke!"

 

[steppinRazor]

Kind of off topic, but has anyone seen a clip of a (possibly and probably Japanese) show where they dress guys up as women, invite straight guys in and offer them anal sex with these men dressed as women (the only "catch" being they have to be filmed), then when they've finished having sex the guys get told that they actually screwed a guy in the ass, rather than a girl? They film the whole thing, tell them afterwards that they've just had gay sex, then film their reaction.

I think that would be the worst thing to be told after sex, that you've just screwed a guy in the ass when you thought it was a girl.

dude NO fucking way thats possible.
i know theres' some fucked up cultures out there.. but hell no

i believe there'd be some murder rates goin up in what ever country that "took place"

 

[Clarence]

Ok Tarzan you can have Cheetah now!

 

[moses224]

OMG YOU A MAN

 

[Clarence]

Wow that was truely amazing E.T. now let me show you how we do it on Earth.

 

[BrainWreck]

Can you hurry up and finish, I got a really good Seinfeld rerun on TiVo that i been dying to watch

 

[GET MO]

it woulda been a lot better if yo ugly ass coulda got my dick hard somehow...