The worst things to say after sex

[FoothillsFarmer]

"Now hurry up and get dressed!! You're gonna miss the school bus AGAIN!"

 

[bagseed77]

whos the boss bitch , whoss the boss , tony fucking danza thats who !!

 

[ureapwhatusow]

"WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH"

"I shoulda taken curtain #3"

"omg never again"

"you could a park a fucking bus in that fucking thing"

"i feel queasy"

"I knew I shoulda stayed home"

"FAIL!"

"that would even make Tom Green sick"

 

[razz]

no, keep the lights off. you're way more attractive in the dark!

 

[cbf]

If you're married - "Next time could we call your friend Brandy to join in?"

 

[razz]

thanks, i'm outta here!

 

[razz]

which one of the spice girls are you? skanky spice?

 

[razz]

just so you know.... i faked it

 

[Matsi]

You remind me of my mom

or

damn honey....doing you was like throwing sausages into open water...where have you been?

 

[WeldFlash420]

"next time do you think you could take off your panty hose???"

 

[Sleepy]

DID I WAKE YOU?

 

[razz]

why are your nipples hairy?

 

[HairlessCaveApe]

Can I borrow $12 for a tube of ointment?

 

[backwoodburner]

aaaaaaaaaaaaoooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu, your ripping me!

 

[krizznapp]

ops, sorry I thought you said dont stop.

 

[VictoryGardener]

Razz... slow DOWN!!! lol

 

[HuffAndPuff]

MOM?!

(ok, I just grossed myself out)

 

[razz]

pass the butter, i'm on a roll!

 

[backwoodburner]

"when you said anal I sure diddnt know what I was in for"

"WoW doc, I diddnt think my anus would hurt from a root canal"

"Oh you wanted a root canal? I gave you a root c-anal"

 

[acidfire]

"Can you leave out the backdoor, so my friends dont see you?"