The worst things to say after sex

[Hash Zeppelin]

can you go grab my valtrex? well I think that would be the worst thing a girl could say to me after sex.

 

[pappy crukk]

OUCH OUCH

 

[southpaw]

Get off my lawn!

 

[MoldyFrogToe]

See? It didn't even take that long!

 

[cashmunny]

"I've had better...a lot better"

 

[GET MO]

give it some time, Im sure you'll stop bleeding, thats normal.

 

[JoJoDancer]

The goat never wants to cuddle..

 

[h^2 O]

you're 18, right?

 

[farmerred]

Where am I?

 

[eddie.saw]

sorry but i had to wipe my penis on your pillow.

 

[Littleleaf]

I thought the crabs was for dinner.

 

[Stoner4Life]

damn dad, you crushed my smokes.......

 

[Bulldog11]

Go and wipe that cum off your face, you look like a whore.

 

[hempluvr]

I need change from that bill I gave you

 

[L~B]

OH shit your a dude!!

 

[Phillthy]

haha look! you got blue veins...

 

[Zoolander]

Your mom was better she swallowed

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Do you have a sister?

 

[erbium]

This one is starting to rot, lets take her back to the morgue for a trade in. Maybe get one with all the parts this time?

 

[unclefishstick]

were those your sheep?