The worst things to say after sex

[basilfarmer]

hurry up grandpa, my show is on in 2 minutes

 

[I N Hail]

Next time i'm going to try my other hand

 

[medmaker420]

your mom was wayyyy better
you and your brother however are about tied

 

[h^2 O]

is it normal for women to shake like that? Was it a seizure? What did I do? You mean I did it right?!

 

[stonedu]

Oops.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

did you start?

 

[h^2 O]

"sorry"

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

oh... yea... forgot to tell you I stopped my birth control....... *giggle*

 

[wonnagogreen]

im done umm should i pay u

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

"that could've been a whole lot better"..
lol thats IW's reply

 

[erbium]

She's starting to come too - RUN!!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

ew... you smelled like rotten tuna...i had to hold my breath(for the really desperate)

 

[erbium]

Recognize that taste? It's your mom!

 

[alaskan]

Thanks, mom!

 

[JimBeamKush]

you guys are just sick, sick sick people.

I always say " ok im done you can go"

 

[whiterabbit9]

great thread , and im just on page 1 of 26 lol

 

[kweb1989]

"Did I do that?!?!"

 

[Mala Tempora]

"May you rest in peace"

 

[L~B]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[resinryder]

Edited...already been said