The Original O'l Farts Club.

[NotTheRobot]

Tired. Buzzing around like a blue arsed fly - national sale this weekend in Joburg.

After that it's back to CT and time to harvest the grow.

After that, Mrs and I will be visiting the children and touring eastern Europe

Blue arsed flies aren't around long and besides they have blue arses (not going to ask).

Best wishes on the harvest.

 

[oldfogey8]

Holy snout Bubba Still handsome as F! What a great friend you found yourself. Everytime I see a picture of him I think to myself it's time to find me a dog.

I think seeing Bubba had a bit to do with me getting dog withdrawals. We are going to meet a couple of rescue dogs tomorrow. Ironically, one is named Bubba, a brindle mastiff mix.

 

[jokerman]

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I now know for a _fact_ you're doing great!

After you get out of the hospital and get back to normal, I got an idea about AI technology here on ICM that's going to make you some _money_, just like Reddit is doing.

More positive reinforcement to get you the hell out of there.

I would still like a corner office.

 

[Unca Walt]

My buddy Stash remembers a pack of cigs in a machine was 50 cents and they gave you back a penny in the pack in Nassau county, He is 72

@jokerman My mother useta give me a quarter and have me walk to the store and buy one pack of Chesterfields to bring back. I would be able to keep the two pennies that would be inside the cellophane wrapper.

One time, both of them were steels.

We got our paperwork back from HR Block and sent it in for our $9K refund.

@Gray Wolf Use it all to buy junk silver US coins. You are under the $10K no-tell limit.

But thinking about it is kinda killing my buzz. I know it’s bad for me. I’m sure I’ll quit one day, I’m already working on it and right now I don’t need help or at least don’t want it as I sometimes make bad decisions I’m not proud of but they are my decisions. I’m not mad or anything and I respect your opinion especially as a RT

@SubGirl -- Yeah, it is a fucking certainty you'll quit "one day". <-- That is guaranteed. Would you like to quit before you talk by putting a microphone against your throat?

That hole is really disgusting to folks, so you will not be able to talk to ANYONE without having them recoil in horror. I've seen it.

The back of your mouth could get... "red patches called erythroplakias. These are rare, isolated, velvety patches in the mouth and/or throat that typically show up in older patients." Check now in the mirror. That is another kind of benefit from cigarettes.

Or you could keep smoking cigarettes just like this lady shown below. Wait 'til you see her cough her chronic cough. Funny as hell. She has to carry a cloth at all times, everywhere.

Nobody notices, and she is welcomed everywhere. Of course, her husband cringes a lot as she clears her throat at the dinner table...

It is really worth it to keep smoking -- nobody will notice the hole, and your quality of life will be enhanced upward by each and every cigarette you smoke from today on.

No need for you to go through the absolute misery-hell of quitting cigarette smoking. Nobody can do that.

And no fucking excuse to light up another one, is there. Look at that woman's eyes, and ask her if she would trade places with you as you are right now. YOU still have a way to safety.

Ask her what she would give up to reset to where @SubGirl is right now.

The next cigarette you light up. Do it KNOWING what you are doing. Light right up; and be aware as you light up how rewarding that cigarette is. Yummy. Worth it.

I cannot get off this until I pound it into reality and not some distant, unlikely, not-too-bad finality.

One last thing as a doctor's daddy:

Before you light your next cigarette, look up what a breathing stoma is, and check to make sure your next cigarette is worth having a breathing stoma strapped on so you can sleep.

Enjoy the cigarette and ignore the above. Nothing will happen.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Glad you're doing so well gypsy!

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Bubbas nose had a spurt and is waiting for his face to catch up.

A handsome lad and master of all he surveys!

 

[jokerman]

Glad you're doing so well gypsy!

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Bubbas nose had a spurt and is waiting for his face to catch up.

handsome guy ffs!

 

[exoticrobotic]

@jokerman My mother useta give me a quarter and have me walk to the store and buy one pack of Chesterfields to bring back. I would be able to keep the two pennies that would be inside the cellophane wrapper.

One time, both of them were steels.

@Gray Wolf Use it all to buy junk silver US coins. You are under the $10K no-tell limit.

@SubGirl -- Yeah, it is a fucking certainty you'll quit "one day". <-- That is guaranteed. Would you like to quit before you talk by putting a microphone against your throat?

That hole is really disgusting to folks, so you will not be able to talk to ANYONE without having them recoil in horror. I've seen it.

The back of your mouth could get... "red patches called erythroplakias. These are rare, isolated, velvety patches in the mouth and/or throat that typically show up in older patients." Check now in the mirror. That is another kind of benefit from cigarettes.

View attachment 18988868

Or you could keep smoking cigarettes just like this lady shown below. Wait 'til you see her cough her chronic cough. Funny as hell. She has to carry a cloth at all times, everywhere.

Nobody notices, and she is welcomed everywhere. Of course, her husband cringes a lot as she clears her throat at the dinner table...
View attachment 18988874

It is really worth it to keep smoking -- nobody will notice the hole, and your quality of life will be enhanced upward by each and every cigarette you smoke from today on.

No need for you to go through the absolute misery-hell of quitting cigarette smoking. Nobody can do that.

And no fucking excuse to light up another one, is there. Look at that woman's eyes, and ask her if she would trade places with you as you are right now. YOU still have a way to safety.

Ask her what she would give up to reset to where @SubGirl is right now.

The next cigarette you light up. Do it KNOWING what you are doing. Light right up; and be aware as you light up how rewarding that cigarette is. Yummy. Worth it.

I cannot get off this until I pound it into reality and not some distant, unlikely, not-too-bad finality.

One last thing as a doctor's daddy:

Before you light your next cigarette, look up what a breathing stoma is, and check to make sure your next cigarette is worth having a breathing stoma strapped on so you can sleep.

Enjoy the cigarette and ignore the above. Nothing will happen.

ffs cmon! away withee

 

[jokerman]

I think seeing Bubba had a bit to do with me getting dog withdrawals. We are going to meet a couple of rescue dogs tomorrow. Ironically, one is named Bubba, a brindle mastiff mix.

good luck

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters!

A double gaugus day here starting at 37F and predicted to reach 64F.

Given several upcoming mornings in the low 30's, I decided to hold off on planting a few more days, though I'll get the prep work out of the way.

I ended up with two calls for the old oriental rug before I deleted the Craig's list post, with the first "old fart" picking it up and glad to get it.

 

[exoticrobotic]

 

[jokerman]

good morning folks
woke up tired FFS!

 

[bigsur51]

Good morning

i do not like waking up tired..
but it happens
how about waking up tired and with a headache?….no fun

some,have it a lot worse so no complaints here , I just need some coffee , a joint , and a few hours and then I am ready to go

going to the landfill….again…3rd time is a charm

 

[Unca Walt]

After the US Gummint got me smoking with freebies in the rats, I was -- after a dozen years -- cured in ONE FARGIN DAY by meeting a GI at the VA Horsepiss-hole with the cavern in his throat.

He coughed through his neck and spewed a brown mass onto a towel.

THEN he brought his fucking cigarette up to the hole he just essentially vomited out of, and took a deep draw on his cigarette.

I never smoked a cigarette after that. I do not want the exquisite @SubGirl to go down that horrible death-road.

PS: Yes, I am old enuf to know there is nothing worse than a reformed drunk.

 

[BrassNwood]

@jokerman My mother useta give me a quarter and have me walk to the store and buy one pack of Chesterfields to bring back. I would be able to keep the two pennies that would be inside the cellophane wrapper.

One time, both of them were steels.

@Gray Wolf Use it all to buy junk silver US coins. You are under the $10K no-tell limit.

@SubGirl -- Yeah, it is a fucking certainty you'll quit "one day". <-- That is guaranteed. Would you like to quit before you talk by putting a microphone against your throat?

That hole is really disgusting to folks, so you will not be able to talk to ANYONE without having them recoil in horror. I've seen it.

The back of your mouth could get... "red patches called erythroplakias. These are rare, isolated, velvety patches in the mouth and/or throat that typically show up in older patients." Check now in the mirror. That is another kind of benefit from cigarettes.

View attachment 18988868

Or you could keep smoking cigarettes just like this lady shown below. Wait 'til you see her cough her chronic cough. Funny as hell. She has to carry a cloth at all times, everywhere.

Nobody notices, and she is welcomed everywhere. Of course, her husband cringes a lot as she clears her throat at the dinner table...
View attachment 18988874

It is really worth it to keep smoking -- nobody will notice the hole, and your quality of life will be enhanced upward by each and every cigarette you smoke from today on.

No need for you to go through the absolute misery-hell of quitting cigarette smoking. Nobody can do that.

And no fucking excuse to light up another one, is there. Look at that woman's eyes, and ask her if she would trade places with you as you are right now. YOU still have a way to safety.

Ask her what she would give up to reset to where @SubGirl is right now.

The next cigarette you light up. Do it KNOWING what you are doing. Light right up; and be aware as you light up how rewarding that cigarette is. Yummy. Worth it.

I cannot get off this until I pound it into reality and not some distant, unlikely, not-too-bad finality.

One last thing as a doctor's daddy:

Before you light your next cigarette, look up what a breathing stoma is, and check to make sure your next cigarette is worth having a breathing stoma strapped on so you can sleep.

Enjoy the cigarette and ignore the above. Nothing will happen.

After the US Gummint got me smoking with freebies in the rats, I was -- after a dozen years -- cured in ONE FARGIN DAY by meeting a GI at the VA Horsepiss-tol with the hole.

He coughed through his neck and spewed a brown mass onto a towel.

THEN he brought his fucking cigarette up to the hole he just essentially vomited out of, and took a deep draw on his cigarette.

I never smoked a cigarette after that. I do not want the exquisite @SubGirl to go down that horrible death-road.

At least my Dad did stop smoking cigarettes after they cut out his vocal cords and didn't smoke through his stoma. This was 1968 and if you wanted to talk again you had to learn to swallow air and talk while belching. The old man got really good at it and continued to speak at his AA meetings for another few years before cancer took him anyways.

Didn't keep me from picking the damned things up now did it?

 

[jokerman]

 

[Unca Walt]

Oh dear... This is almost impossible to not just sit and stare, checking out the wiggles on each of those darlings one at a time.

I tellya -- It is a completely different sex. They are so doggone wonderful.
https://www.icmag.com/attachments/18988546/

 

[jokerman]

Two strokes short. LMAO.

I would count better so that dont happen.

 

[chilliwilli]

good morning folks
woke up tired FFS!
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Its a holy bra, 2 fall on the knees when it opens.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Dad smoked Camel shorts and was finally able to quit smoking the year before he died in an automobile accident, but only because of the severity of his emphysema.

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

R.I.P. GW’s Pa…..

so much for all the spew……hump day it is….
ganj on…