Lmao, good joke man...
HAHAHAHAHhahahahahha.....
keep it green
highlander
keep it green
highlander
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Guest 18340
LOL!!
Actually I like the joke, nice one, strong point!
But why mess this forum with something that
could put some in bad light and disrespect others?
Is ok to be hardcore, but the with the whole,
Muslim vs. Jew thing going on in the world.
This issue, should not be brought in to this forum.
shalom / Salaam
But why mess this forum with something that
could put some in bad light and disrespect others?
Is ok to be hardcore, but the with the whole,
Muslim vs. Jew thing going on in the world.
This issue, should not be brought in to this forum.
shalom / Salaam
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cork144
to the guy above me; its a joke.
and a great one too.
and a great one too.
Oh please.... lighten up Francis.
AntelopeDope
Member
"...after a car bomb struck a busy market in northwestern Pakistan on Wednesday, killing 100 people, most of whom were women and children...militants seeking to avenge an army offensive launched this month against Al Qaeda and Taliban"
It may be a good joke, but the timing is horrible. Silly Taliban... don't they just crack you up?
Not to mention the undertone is quite devious. I almost rewrote that joke to prove a point, but perhaps now is not the time.
It may be a good joke, but the timing is horrible. Silly Taliban... don't they just crack you up?
Not to mention the undertone is quite devious. I almost rewrote that joke to prove a point, but perhaps now is not the time.
Good one Genkisan, I like it, and as a muslim, this whole muslim vs. jews didn't even come to my mind so don't worry twoshots 
, It's just a funny joke.
It keeps happening again & again, so when's the good timing to laugh a little bit ? By the way, there's no garantee last blast comes from Taleban.
Irie !
, It's just a funny joke.It keeps happening again & again, so when's the good timing to laugh a little bit ? By the way, there's no garantee last blast comes from Taleban.
Irie !
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Marywanna
Bet you wouldn't have said a word if that joke was about blondes,would you? JOKE being the key word.
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h^2 O
i didn't read the whole thing - what happened the jew bulldozed their homes?
Megas
Member
LOL H^2 0
Question on the NorthWest Airlines pilot application form:
Will you be available for both takeoffs and landings?
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h^2 O
no just landings please
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h^2 O
ooooo i get it. nice. im 100% fucked up dont mind me
Help Wanted/Job Needed notice
Help Wanted/Job Needed notice
Help Wanted/Job Needed notice
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana, which is about 550 miles from here." "Good grief, is that where the job is?"
No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana, which is about 550 miles from here." "Good grief, is that where the job is?"
No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now.
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h^2 O
even though you're kind of like a total whore for leaving me bad rep, I must say i lol'd
Funny joke.
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gogoplata420
i thought it was real at first 
Old Cowboy
Old Cowboy
I don't remember if I did this one or not. anyway this one is new cus it's in a coffee house not a bar.
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.:friends:
She turned to the cowboy and asked,
'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos,
Fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats,
Working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower,
I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,
'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Always thought I was, but just found out I might be a lesbian.':jawdrop:
Old Cowboy
I don't remember if I did this one or not. anyway this one is new cus it's in a coffee house not a bar.
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.:friends:
She turned to the cowboy and asked,
'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos,
Fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats,
Working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower,
I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,
'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Always thought I was, but just found out I might be a lesbian.':jawdrop:
