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OMG I AM IN TEARS I SWEAR!!!!Vash said:Nudist colony A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took offhis clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blondewalked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you callfor me?' The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel,eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered thesauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy manlumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, itimplies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, puthim over a bench and had his way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony officewhere he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' sheasked. 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the$500 membership fee.' 'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't hada chance to see all our facilities.' 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but Ifart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'________________________________