I have always known that kids love practical jokes,so one day i took my 7 year old nephew to an old burnt out warehouse and told him that it was disney land and that it had burnt down......he cried for hours and hours,but deep,deep down i know he thought it was a pretty good joke!
The universe is so infinitely gigantic that our simple monkey brains cannot even begin to understand it. You're better of thinking about other things instead.
“I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.”
“My dog, she looks at me sometimes with that look, and I think maybe deep down inside she must know exactly how I feel. But then maybe she just wants the food off my plate.”