Initially he didn't believe that he was doing this. Always accusing us of putting his hand in water or pouring water down his pants. One night at a party again he'd fallen asleep in a chair and i knew it wouldn't be long before we saw old 'Puddles' in true form so i got the camera out and waited. Didn't take long. There was half a hamburger under the chair and it was sopping wet from his yellow river. It must have been potent too cos the the pet rottweiler came up, gave it a sniff and turned his back on it in disgust haha. Next morning we told him about it and of course he didn't believe us. Till we showed him the evidence that is 
heres another true story, our new publican decided to put afoot rail and small width drain the full length of bar, very long bar, anyway mining town and packed out pay night, pissed as nutes we decided we would check the flow of the drain,lol , so we all pissed in the drain and watched it all flow in the right direction, publican was most pleased and shouted free beer, fuken true lol.
shit i forgot its not a sink. Though thinking back on it, Puddles when he let go was prutrid! He'd drink from sunup til sundown and then some. He'd only eat every so often and when he did it was a super strong curry. Ya can imagine what that smelt like
I find this topic's name one of the funniest ones that I have read till now. It's also true that I am a beginner on this forum.
I have never pissed in a sink before, because it's quite hard for girls to jump up and do the thing...
That would depend on how far he actually had to lift to make 'it' reach.OK, every once in a while this topic pops up and I always wonder about the mechanics of the deed.
Wouldn't a guy have to be about 6' 2" to get the job done?
........ but not in MY kitchen of course!
forgot to add legs to table, so theres your answere ad ajustable legs, would suit ladys,lower, hop aboard.
