People that talk to you in a public bathroom
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Stinkymutt
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Im usually too busy taking down the "good time" numbers to talk lol
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Im usually too busy taking down the "good time" numbers to talk lol
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Are you writing from Africa?
barth
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Haha, good stories on here!
The race track near me has a trough. When my step son was 5 he thought the edge of the trough was for resting your junk on when going. He looked so relaxed while going, then his Grandpa saw him and proceded to scrub him down with moist brown towels from the dispenser. Poor kid.
The race track near me has a trough. When my step son was 5 he thought the edge of the trough was for resting your junk on when going. He looked so relaxed while going, then his Grandpa saw him and proceded to scrub him down with moist brown towels from the dispenser. Poor kid.
My own contribution to the thread... 
This could happen to you in a public restroom......
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered,
somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking< BR>this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can
when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I
could just be polite and end the conversation. I say
"No.....I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in
the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
This could happen to you in a public restroom......
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered,
somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking< BR>this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can
when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I
could just be polite and end the conversation. I say
"No.....I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in
the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
gonzo`
Member
I don't see the issue really... how much can you actually say in the 20 seconds you're standing there pissing?
Its usually some drunk dude who's talking anyway...
Also I never wash my hands in a public bathroom if I have to touch anything to do it.. Plus why would you unless you piss on your hands?
Its usually some drunk dude who's talking anyway...
Also I never wash my hands in a public bathroom if I have to touch anything to do it.. Plus why would you unless you piss on your hands?
well stop hanging out in the bathroom. unless your gay or trying to make cash LOL
M
Marywanna
PROOF menfolk DON'T wash their hands! If I had a wiener,I would wash my hands before I touched it..............and after.
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Taking a piss in one of the stalls at the gym a few years back, things a mess, no way I'm touching any part of it, I walk out of the stall and this guy at the sink asks me if "i was one of those people who don't flush after useing the toilet" I looked at him for a few seconds and then asked if he "was one of those people who like to watch other guys in the bathroom" He looked all embrassed, stammered something, and left, lol.
Mind your F'ing business, your lucky I didn't drag you in to the stall and make you flush it, damn.
Mind your F'ing business, your lucky I didn't drag you in to the stall and make you flush it, damn.
crazy fuckers, i love it...
C
Cookie monster
20 seconds! jesus you must have a flute like a fire hose
5 or 6 pints in me and it's a minute +
Agree with you on the not washing the hands if you have to touch anything, touching a tap or door handle thats ful of feacal bacteria.....no thanks
ha ha - i would probably talk to you just for the sake of bugging you
i may or may not wash my hands -if it's clean enough to put in someone's mouth, what am i going to get on my hands -i m not peein on em
of course it depends on if it's no touch faucets and towels
i use a paper towel to turn the faucet or open the door - that shit is dirty
i may or may not wash my hands -if it's clean enough to put in someone's mouth, what am i going to get on my hands -i m not peein on em
of course it depends on if it's no touch faucets and towels
i use a paper towel to turn the faucet or open the door - that shit is dirty
My pen0r is generally cleaner than ANYTHING in the fookin head....
If you saw my "routine" when I have to use a public restroom, you'd swear I was mad
Nobody talks to me in the bathroom. This is because I make a preemptive strike by leaning over and staring at their penis.
another tip. dont smile while in the restroom all the gays will think your hitting on em . go in angry looking and no conversations happen
I get my best thinking and reading done during my morning shit
