well, i have just spent another week of my life repairing yet another place that i destroyed while growing.
i'm going to start a business that repairs grow damage.
so you have big holes in drywall from routing fans and buckled floors from water damage? all sorts of weird wires and plumbing run through the house that cannot be explained? ruined carpet? an unbelievably dank odor permeating the building?
and you've got to turn it over the the realtor tomorrow?
who ya gonna call? call fauxfacade.kom, the original "it didn't happen here" company!
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i'm going to start a business that repairs grow damage.
so you have big holes in drywall from routing fans and buckled floors from water damage? all sorts of weird wires and plumbing run through the house that cannot be explained? ruined carpet? an unbelievably dank odor permeating the building?
and you've got to turn it over the the realtor tomorrow?
who ya gonna call? call fauxfacade.kom, the original "it didn't happen here" company!
discreet evidence removal and coverup guaranteed!