Number 1 old fart tip

[hup234]

its not always just a fart......yeehaw

A fart with benefits

 

[KingSkillz]

The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know.

 

[Skinny Leaf]

Wear sunscreen.

 

[noyd666]

you don't remember what you have learned as everybody seems to be telling you what to do ha.

 

[KiefRichards]

GET A GOOD MASSAGE. FROM A CHINESE LADY

OR THAILADY

 

[dav0034]

attention to insect attack (red arraignée, thrips, ...) is fulgurating in a closet. And if you are advanced in bloom, it's fucked

So culture closet as clean as possible and regular monitoring of plants (especially under the leaves)

 

[MicroRoy]

If your opinion is different. Share it.

Without being a drama queen.

 

[BurnOne]

Old? Really?

 

[noyd666]

2 massages a week is what I just had and would like to continue, feel fuk'n good.

 

[usda101]

You can only do what you know .

 

[KingSkillz]

Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance.

 

[MicroRoy]

I

If you have just said somthing stupid and the old fart utters the words.
Excuse me
It's an Invitation to reflect.
Not a request to speak up and repeat yourself.
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[Cadfael]

Whats the difference between a pirate and a smuggler?

IF you are a famous smuggler, you are doing it wrong. - The Onion Knight

 

[Cadfael]

There are two types of growers. Ones who have had insect problems, and the second are growers who haven't grown for long enough time. - Soma


Always wait until the pot is boiling before you put your spaghetti in. - Stall vendor in Zurich

Nothing good ever happens after 1 AM.

Buy cheap, buy twice

Spend less than you earn.

Duct Tape is like the Force. Light on one side, dark on the other, and binds the universe together.

Travel. Each journey is like reading a 1000 books.

Row Row row your boat (you are responsible for yourself & your direction. No one else)
Gently down the stream (go with the flow/nature, don't fight it)
Merrily merrily merrily merrily (go with the right, light hearted attitude)
Life is but a dream. (you won't get out alive, and if you dream it, you can be it)

 

[m314]

2 massages a week is what I just had and would like to continue, feel fuk'n good.

With a happy ending?

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Don't leave a roach in the ashtray.

lord only knows how many ended up in jail for this...
I only know of one...lately...my nephew (the dumbass) 8 days. ..+$1k

 

[Brot]

Hit it twice in the morning, by night time your too tired!!

 

[noyd666]

sex before a daytime nap is a sleeping pill.

 

[farmerlion]

Let your dreams be bigger than your fears. Let your actions speak louder than your words. Peace

 

[Lester Moore]

when someone says "I am just saying"...they are NOT just saying...
and if someone gets "offended"...its an indication they are mentally weak and have a mental disorder...