Noisy Neighbor help fast!

[HighTillDeath]

Seriously guys this guys been playing music the last 3 days, the security at my apartment isnt helping, they keep saying they are coming over but I think they are to scared to knock on the door.

I wont knock on the door because I dont want him knowing who I am because I drive a nice car and its parked outside.. you get the idea..

I seriously need a nonvilolent way of pissing this fucker off? Eggs at his door way broken and rotten? etc..

PLease no real crazy shit but enough to show him whos boss... Since I cant comfront him.. just play some dirty games..

 

[HighTillDeath]

I've banged on the roof a few times yesterday but he returns the favor by jumping up and down shaking everything in my apartment, he was also nice enough to do that at 3 in the morning for 5 minutes to wake me up..

Other neighbors are pissed at him too so he wont know who does the little trick on him.

Edit; Just heard a knock on the door up there and the music went down for the time being, must of been the lazy security finally , I still i want to get back at him, and im moving out at the end of next month so i dont care

 

[swishaman]

Call the fucking police. Jesus.

 

[HighTillDeath]

I tried dude, They said they are to busy and by the time they get out it will be 2-3 hours and if the music isnt on then i'll feel like a tool.

 

[10k]

No need to play any games with it...
Just take a good look at your apartment rental / lease agreement. It should have something to say about excessive noise, loud music etc.
Then call your apartment manager and complain about the loud rude neighbor. He will learn to stfu, or if he's an idiot he'll get kicked out.

 

[cantstoplooking]

karate chop him in the throat......2 times

 

[HighTillDeath]

Yeah this same thing happened one year ago and I had to deal with it for 3 months , I wrote letters to managment and everything. i'm not going through that stress again.

Thank god I bought a place yesterday and Im moving out in 35 days

 

[SkareCrow]

Stop being a fucking pussy and confront him.

Don't call the cops your just perpetuating the cycle of snitchs work it out like a human being..


If you neighbors keep you up at night then talk to 'em, don't start a fight! Don't be so quick to call police for its just a facist cog you grease!

 

[TrichyTrichy]

Grab some ear plugs. Hopefully,it won't last forever.
Path of least resistance.

 

[Haps]

I would like to shoot a couple neighbors too, sigh, but we gotta chill, growers can not stir the pot, we just gotta keep it growing.
H

 

[Tonatiuh]

no no on the call the law...why would you want to sik the popo on someone over music???i understand it would be annoying but then again if you dont complain about him he wont complain about you if you ever decide to have that all nighter with some friends...living in a apartment is gonna be too close of quarters anyways no need to be the "guy that calls the cops"....snitches get stitches no doubt.
ur gonna be outta there soon so just talk to the man and see can you work it out.if hes cool then cool,if not hes just a prick and ur movin anyways.
just my 2 pennies.peace-T-

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

CHICKEN/FISH/MILK BOMB TIME. yeaahhh boy. I love doing these to asshole neighbors.

Put a chicken/fish/milk bomb in his dryer vent. It exits to the out side of the place. It is a glass jar full of old fish, chicken, and milk. you can add dog shit, and old broccoli too. lid the jar, but leave it slightly loose, but doesnt leak bad. The heat from his dryer will make everything rot and ferment. his dryer isnt on all the time, so his house will stink of this, and he wont be able find it ever, so he will always have to smell it. Plus his cloths will always smell like it from his dryer. If the landlords cant find it, well there goes his deposit. So you can cost him money too. he will have no idea it was you if you are careful. To add insult to injury, add a laminated note that says "fuck you, you stupid mother fucker"

Or you can do like my dad. he has two tactics, if the cops or landlords wont help. One is he a pump shotgun, and the other is a 1911 .45 they both seem to work well.

 

[HighTillDeath]

Its easy for you guys to say to deal with it but I'm getting really bad headaches.. And again I cant comfront him, its a bunch of drunks up there and hes already showed anger from stomping around and I dont know who I'm dealing with up there.

Thanks for the idea Zepp but the laundry is shared on the bottom level so the unit doesnt have a vent.

 

[Kush_Master]

How about you GO TO HIS DOOR
and
ASK HIM TO BE A BIT MORE QUIET?

seriously dude, just talk to this guy before you start thinking about cops and egging his car or whatever...

PLease no real crazy shit but enough to show him whos boss... Since I cant comfront him.. just play some dirty games..

Why cant you confront him?

 

[Ms Carter]

Why not take the dildo out of your pussy and talk to him. There's no need to immediately go to violence. If you confront him and he attacks you, defend yourself, like a fucking man. Jesus, the guy is loud, so you want to egg his fucking door? what a pussy, unbelievable!

 

[HighTillDeath]

Again,

They are 20-25 year old drunk "gangsters", I already got taunted at by loud loud thumping on the floor and a couple "fuck you's" when I knocked on the roof.

I own a very nice sports car and I dont want them to know who I am because i have called security on them before and thats just how people are, I've got my old car window smashed out by an unknown person about a year ago.

Its a 48 unit complex, I shouldnt have to tell him to turn his 12 inch subwoofer down at midnight on a weeknight.

 

[Stevius]

1st.... pay a visit to this guy. Ask him only once, and once only! Very gently, a polite.
If it continues....
Give him a second visit... with a one meter long stick with nails at the end and smash the fucker.

Or do it mroe professionaly... few friends, black van, some sort of death metal music and some psychoactive (LSD) substances. Find out when the fucker goes out, what are his usual routes,... drive the cab infront of him, a black bag over the head, give him some beating, throw him in the van, turn on the music, beat the hell out of him. Drive in the forest, give him some LSD or shrooms, tie him up on the tree, put his bag off and leave him there for 2-3 nights.
You can also leave some Rabbit with throat cutted and hang it on a branch, so there are more chances of a bear appearing.

Come to visit after 2 - 3 nights, again bag over head, in the van, music, beating, throw him out somewhere in the middle of the road with words "I know where you live".



But probably this is too much work

 

[T.Baggins]

id go pick a fight..... but I'm not into letting people treat me like a bitch in my own house.... your more worried about your car than your pride, shame....

 

[DogBoy]

You do know that all this black bagging people shit is just in the movies dont you, when was the last time you actually black bagged someone? This aint the matrix and you aint Neo.


lol

 

[HighTillDeath]

You do know that all this black bagging people shit is just in the movies dont you, when was the last time you actually black bagged someone? This aint the matrix and you aint Neo.


lol

you wouldnt know about it if it did happen. I've seen some fucked up shit in my day.