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NFL 2019-2020

shithawk420

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I probably shouldn't do this but this my love.she really is great and knock pushy out.shes built
 

Bababooey

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That does not sound ideal, Pop. Sometimes when I sleep wrong or im reading in bed and my neck’s in an awkward position ill have some neck soreness the next day or two. How’d u mess up your neck? Old injury from football? Will over the counter painkillers (ibuprofen etc) help, or do u just hit the bong more?

I think the packers want two 1st rd picks for Rodgers, or at least that’s their starting point. As we get closer to the draft maybe they’ll take this year’s 1st and a 3rd next year. Jets do have a good defense and some good skill players (WR garrett Wilson and Elijah moore) and if breece hall can come back week 1 (tore his acl in wk 7 last season but was looking like a top 5 RB before that) they can be a real contender with aaron Rodgers at QB, assuming he plays like an mvp again. Like u said, with these old heads at QB you have to have a good squad in place ready for them to step in.

Drippings, red wine, red onion, butter and garlic? And the sauce wasn’t 5*, Hawk? What could you have done different to make it 5 stars? Add mushrooms, msg?

Im wondering if you could do the fence to save some $$, Pop. I know home depot sells sections of pre-built fences. And if there are already holes in the ground for the post that might make it easier for u. Then again if you screw it up youll have to pay more to have it redone and that would suck.
What happened with the one guy that he got a 1* rating, he takes people’s money and doesn’t come back?

That’s it, I want to see picks of both ur moms, they must have been baddies back in the day. You can block the face, but fitted clothes or better yet swimsuits would be ideal.

I think Pop is right, DB, u have nothing to worry about with the apt inspection. Seems like u fixed everything pretty good and everything will be shipshape for inspection. Just remember ur military service and making everything squared away and neat and the inspector will think ur one of the good ones, especially compared to the russians like pop mentioned. And yeah, make sure it smells good in there, shower up beforehand too. Clean ur ass like u are going to eat dinner off it.

Stateville is still around in Joliet, Hawk, it’s the receiving area for all new prisoners. They get evaluated and then sent off to different prisons around the state depending on sentence and threat level. Some stay at Stateville since it’s also a max security prison. Dont kink shame me.

Ur friend looks nice, Hawk. Always love me a good ginger. Seems a little square in the jaw though, maybe that’s why you say she’s built? She a former dancer or athlete? Got hips and thighs like a powerlifter? Could she crush a watermelon between her thighs?
 

pop_rocks

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part of it is just getting old baba, ive taken my share hits over the years and i guess they add up over time
i also have a bad back and bad knees and foot
for the most part it dosent slow me down but every now and then something will happen and im f'd for a day or two
a neighbor gave me some muscle relaxers but i was drinking heavy so i just put them in my pocket
thats the same thing my friend said about the fence! we can knock that shit out in a weekend...
if im going to fix the fence im just going to replace the whole side along the neighbors yard so it matches the back side fence
i could put up this janky patch but that is just pushing the problem down the road
2 1st rndrs for a.rog, good luck with that; plus you pay him 50+m$
yeah but no
doob is totally going to be cool with the inspection
like babs said, get your shit squared away and show off how nice you keep you home
i have no idea how some people live but these guys have seen worse
/im living in a crap shak
but also like he said, wash your ass the day of the inspection and answer the door in clean clothes and with your hair nicely parted to the side
/xoxo doob
and xoxo to hawks girl, she is a cutie for sure and i bet a f'n ball of fun to b around
have you ever told her how you feel, like really deep down inside? hawk
im changing my take on her and i just dont want to see you get hurt my man
butshe might be worth it whats the deal
 
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shithawk420

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I'm tired of everything.i guess the cops came telling my dad he's got an eviction notification and he's going to prison. I told him I could figure chit out but he's being a dumbass..looks like I get out of retirement
 

Bababooey

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That’s pretty impressive that youre as active as you are (camping, hiking, biking etc) with a bad back and messed up knees and foot. I guess the alternative would be even worse: not exercising at all and packing on the weight would stress out your back and joints even more. Do supplements like collagen or glucosamine help with the achy joints?

Let us know what happens with the fence, if you fix it yourself or hire someone. I guess the neighbor would help pay for the materials if you do it yourself, maybe they should pay for all of it while your labor is your contribution?

Jets got another 2nd rd pick by trading WR Elijah moore to the browns (also had to give a 3rd rd pick to the browns as well) so people are thinking maybe the packers would be good with two 2nd rd picks for Rodgers. He did have a down season last year but he was missing a top 5 WR (Devante adams), had to break in 2 new rookie WRs and also had a fractured thumb most of the year (played with tape on it, limited his practice reps as well). If he can have a 35td/7int year for the jets I figure they’ll win 12+ games, so that’s worth it even if he’s making 58M next year. Jets havent won a superbowl since broadway joe in the 60s so sometimes u gotta do desperate things.

Sorry to hear u keep being stressed out about ur pops, Hawk, but u can only do so much. Also it seems like u have some companionship so maybe things are looking up in that department.
 

pop_rocks

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hahah now i sounds like a big baby complaining about my aches and pains
i wish i did more camping and stuff but ive also gotten lazy in my old age and now spend a lot of time watching tv or just puttering around the house; i can still walk up a hill, just not as fast as i used to be
its been raining like crazy here for the past week and i hope it stops soon so i can get the new fence put in
i dont knwo if the neighbors are going to chip in for anything, but the fence needs to be fixed
i would rather pay the fence guy to do the work and just let them handle all the logistics
a #1 and teo 2nd rndrs sounds more like it, but you still have to pay a.rog and nothing is guaranteed for the jet (other than being on the hook for almost 60m)
the thing is there are a lot of qbs on the market right now and if you just want someone to get you through the next couple years you have your pick of guys
/im not saying a.rog isnt a great qb but his best years are porb behind him
yeah that sux about your dad hawk man but if he keeps f'n up what does he exepct is going to happen!?
 

shithawk420

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nah i got nobody now.my dad going to prison,my moms dead any day now.fucked up with the girl.nobody talks to me anymore.im all alone.

dont know who these playeres are.hopefully we'll see some new talent
 

Bababooey

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Well u also have the excuse of the weather, when it gets warmer and drier im sure youll be out camping on the weekends and hiking and all that. Yeah I heard cali had a dozen ‘atmospheric rivers’ the last few months, never really heard that term before but apparently all sorts of rain and snow has been falling. Good for the drought, not so good to experience it. Didn’t LA get a tornado this week? Crazy stuff.

The rams managed to be successful going all-in the last few years, trading draft picks and manipulating cap space in order to win a superbowl. So if the jets feel like QB is their missing piece they’ll do what they need to do to make a Rodgers deal happen. Honestly they started some pretty terrible QBs last year, zach Wilson is pretty much a bust, joe flacco is a veteran backup that should never play if you want to contend, and mike white is a decent backup who’s getting 4M/yr from the dolphins now to backup Tua. Rodgers is way better than all those guys put together. It’ll be interesting to see how good they truly are with him at QB, they’ll play the pats and bills 4x, also the chiefs chargers eagles and cowboys, if they can go 12-13 wins that’s a legit superbowl contender. But ur right, with Rodgers they have a narrow window, if they don’t win a ring in the next 2 years he’s toast.

Hey now Hawk don’t get too down on yourself, life has a way of working itself out you just have to get in that mindset of you can handle anything the comes ur way. Everyone gets into these situations where you feel helpless and hopeless but people are more resilient than you think, tomorrow is a new day, just have to keep putting one foot in front of the other and you’ll get through this, just takes time is all.
 

pop_rocks

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you got this hawk and i know how it feels to think you are alone
but those are the times you find out you are never alone, you have you man
/yeah it sounds gay but you need to be the #1 hawk fan right now
if nothing else you have us! your imaginary internet friends and we are always here to listen
yeah man, i havent seen rain like this since the 90's and it is good for the environment
yeah man, i heard about the tornado that touched down in la
it tore the top off some buildings but luckily i dont think anyone was seriously hurt
the real problem right now is land slides and sink holes
all this water has saturated the ground and its falling down all over the place
plus there is underground erosion that causes sink holes to open up doing all kinds of damage across the state
we will see what happens to a.rog but at this point i think he is just playing for that last big payday
if the jets can get 12 wins with a schedule like that they deserve to win a super bowl! those are some serious pipe hitting teams
so what about zeke? is anyone in the market for an old broken down rb? im sure he can still tote the ball but rbs have this short shelf life and i think he might be near his expiration date
if it dosent rain this weekend i would really like to get out for a walk, hell even if its raining im going to walk around the neighborhood
i need to get the oil changed on my truck too at some point, where do you take your car baba?
 

shithawk420

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im sorry guys.i feel like such a pussy.but yeah she knows.icouldnt even do the deed cause i was so nervous.diddnt help she was a dead fish.

so yeah i gotta figure out how to get my 4 wheeler here.it dont run proper and cant ride it here.then theres my car wich i dont know if it can be saved.it was a nice fully loaded Passat

joe flaco is still playing?hell i thought he retired years ago.

got a similar fence problem with my neighbor but hes crazy and wont talk to us.i got no idea whos side its on but needs fixed.id fix it myself or pay half.tired of dealing with crazy neighbors
 

Bababooey

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Yeah, self-loathing is a one way ticket to depression, only thing to do is buck up and try to love yourself more. Hawks had a wild life but he’s also tough and a survivor.

Im not sure, but is all the rain good for California’s crops, or bad? You would think it’s good because more water for irrigation during the summer but also bad cause maybe it delays planting season, can also ruin young crops by flooding and killing them.
You ever see a sinkhole near you? I know I see them on the news from time to time, big ones that swallow up cars, sometimes even buildings. I’d imagine all the homes built on hill sides are in danger too.

Not sure who’s going to sign Zeke, cowboys already tagged tony pollard so he’s their #1 this season, and signed Ronald jones (formerly of the bucs and last yr with the chiefs) as his backup. Zeke probably wants a backup job at least, not a #3 RB spot who probably has to play special teams. Maybe he’ll sit out training camp or even the 1st month of the season, waiting till some team has an RB injury and needs to sign a guy off the street.

I usually change my own oil, can do it for $25 in materials from Walmart, last time I went to jiffy lube they charged me $90 for an oil change what a ripoff. It is a hassle getting rid of the old oil and filter, usually have to take it to an auto parts store or some county recycling facility.

Hawk, maybe you had whiskey dick? Laying off the booze for a bit would help with that I think. Or go on craigslist or something and get some black market Viagra.
You have a passat? Was it diesel? Not too many people I know have VWs.
Flacco actually started some games for the jets the first week or two while zach Wilson was recovering from a knee injury suffered in the preseason. He did alright, the WRs had some good stats but you really shouldn’t be starting him at this stage in his career, not if you want to be a contender.
 

shithawk420

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Nah,I wish it was diesel.my uncle had a diesel jetta.had over 500,000 miles on it.think the drive chain fucked up.dont know why he didn't get it fixed.my passat only has over 100,000 on it.its got a triptronic transmission slapstick.if that thing screwed up it would be over.cant afford to fix it as it is.might just need new gasket I don't know.but when my neighbors robbed me they broke my side mirrors and gas flap.shouldnt cost too much.i don't know what to do.im fucked and no one to help me
 

pop_rocks

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the rain is good for the most part, the sil is saturated and there is a lot of water in the water table compared to most years
but for the most part we just let that shit run off into the ocean and dont really have a system in place to effectively collect excesive rain water so prices are not going to go down one bit; in fact sdg&e wants to raise out electrical rates again
/already some of the highest in the nation
f'n racket backed by green shit heads
ive seen a few sink holes, some are just little holes in he earth like a hot tub/ swimming pool sized
/the beens nest i posted a while back was actually in a sink hole and you could see the harder layer soil over the top of the softer stuff
once the soft suff below washes away the top layer collapses et voila! you have yourslef a sinkhole
a lot of the ones opening up here right now are due to the city not maintaining their pipes under the ground, a sewer pipe starts leaking underground and eroding the soil and then all this water rushes through taking everything with it
the weak topsoil then collapses and a hole forms
the bluff/ hillside erosion is a think too and its funny to watch rich peoples houses fall into the sea and then they complain that they could not build a seawall/ riprap on the public beach
there is this thing where peoples home owners insurance is getting cancld left and right in california right now
because its just too costly to insure in the state
yeah man, i drive a v-8 so you know she is not cheap, but what girl in my life dosnt eat up all my money!
im just goingt have to suck it up and pay
so here is something weird, this morning my eyes would not stop wattering1
like seriously at one point the mrs asked if i was having one of those sad days
no, there was nothing on my mind or in my heart, but f'me if my eyes were just leaking
oh the mrs says im raging a lot more lately too!
ishe says i have three settings, super nice!! :) super mean:mad: of neutral
most of the time im just coasting but ive been getting worked up when i talk with some old good friends about stuff lately and maybe get into that mode of "man" talk
some things are just f'n stupid and i have to say something, often in a loutd voice
im here for you hawk, you know we got you brother
 
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Bababooey

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I kind of wanted a diesel vehicle myself, for the better mileage, but theyre more expensive to maintain especially if it needs engine work. But ur right Hawk, those engines last forever if you take care of it.

How would more water mean less costly electricity in Cali, Pops? Something to do with hydroelectric power, more river water means more electricity from dams?
Ur right that even if costs decrease for big companies that price cuts will slowly trickle back down to consumers, if at all. That’s what they say about gas prices, ‘rockets and feathers’ , they soar like a rocket after oil prices go up but float down like a feather when oil prices fall.

I didn’t know it’s starting to get hard to get homeowner’s ins in California. I know in places like florida it’s hard to get ins that will cover hurricanes, cause they get multiple bad ones every year it seems like.

Maybe ur going through some hormonal changes, Pop. I know women go through menopause, is there something similar for men too, when their hormone levels change as they age? Less testosterone or something? Time to go to the local muscle beach and get some black market T from the meatheads down there.
 

pop_rocks

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i dont think california is as big on hydrelectric as the pnw; i guess i was just trying to point out how utilities in cali are a big racket and have less to do with the market price and more to do with special interests
the might call and end to the drought here this year with all the rain, but that dosent mean your rates will drop
it just means you can water your lawn when you want or wash your car
just like rockets and feathers man!
/thats a good one
so i talkd to a friend who hiked with us and he said he had to take alergy med after the walk
i guess with all the rain the flowers are going wild and there is a lot of stuff in the air
i think in california the cost of homeowners ins is going up because of the property values
most people dont live in danger zones, unless you count earth quakes but we all pay a premium based on some actuary statistivs
yeah im not trying to put on mass, if anything i want to shed another 5-15lbs
im still kind of big and have that retard strumph that served me so well all these years
i just dont need to be over 200# anymore
man, im popping up some corn and getting ready for hawks story
i think he is right, this one might call for a few stiff drinks!
 
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shithawk420

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ive actually heard of male menapause.dont know if its true or not.

so anyway my dad and i got into it again.my mom went to her BIL to scatter my grampas ashes and i didnt have anywhere to go so i stayed at my dads a few days.well we drank a 30 pack got drunk and he called the cops.cops say i can go to the police station and wait for a ride.well i got a new 30 pack plus weed in my bag.im sure as hell not going to the cop shop with beer and weed.luckily my uncle lives down the road and let me stay in his truck till i got a ride.wouldnt let me in his house.probably growing weed or something.but yeah it could of got real ugly.my dads getting kicked out and probably gonna do at least 6 years.hes an idiot.i just hope i can move my 4 wheeler.my dads landlord told him to move his shit and he stole and got rid of him for it.this fucker takes my 4 wheeler im not gonna be as nice as my dad.ill kill his bull thats worth money that he uses for mating.im an evil SOB.more to the story but im getting upset.hope you boys have a good day.probably make a pork ribeye roast.didnt even know they had pork ribeye roasts
 

Bababooey

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Yeah, I think I learned on this forum that cali pays like 2-4x the kilowatt rate of IL, so indoor grows are harder to make profitable there. PG&E must be raking in the dollars. I had a buddy who bought a home near LA, he moved in and electricity was working and never paid an electric bill in the 3-4 yrs he lived there. Guess he didn’t have a smart meter? This was like 10-12 years ago.

Seems like for the most part earthquake damage isnt too severe in California, you get a bad one every 10-20 years (?), but FL gets hit by a bad hurricane every 3-4 yrs. It’s like I don’t mind rebuilding something once or twice in 20 years, but 5x in 20 years? Nah.

Getting leaner is a good thing as you age, more muscle has all the problems as more fat but of course looks better. More stress on your joints and cardio, some of those pro bodybuilders breathe like fat people. It gets harder to lose weight and keep it off as you age, or at least harder than when you were younger.

Sorry you got into it again with your pops, Hawk, but sounds like it ended up better than usually does. You managed to walk away and better yet you kept your 30pack and smoke on you.
Yeah, a pork rib roast is a thing, it can come in a big crown thing (circular with the ribs sticking up) from the butcher but those are like 20-30lbs. Pork is a good alternative to beef if you can cook it nice and tender, let us know how it works out. I guess you’ll be using the cabernet sauce again?
 
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