So, I decided that I am not going to sit around and watch my business fly down the tubes and wait and see if my new book is going to be a success or not. I am a take charge guy who is down to his last $10K or so in funds, so it was time to get it in gear and make a new move.
I decided to go ahead and enter the "murky" world of dope-based commerce. You know what I am talking about; those fucking pothead kids who ride around yellin' about cheese and shit. Hey, fuck you chuck. We smoke excellent gold and none of that b.s. weed. We can't keep up with them, so we might as well profiteer off of them in a way that is consistent with the tenets of true communism and economic servitude, cuz' that's America cousin.
I spent a lot of time on a new cabinet design. I started on this design back in the summer, but money was tight and my old lady was being a douche bag about it, so I waited and spent a lot of sleepless nights thinking about it, each and every piece; focusing on functionality, quality of construction and providing the user with a value that was beyond anything I have attempted before in all of my five years of growing, inventing and construction.
I took my design over to Casa DePot and bought the wood. No cheap shit for this kid. I spend real cake - almost $600 on the materials. VB Grade finish on the plywood. Full 1/2" thickness to provide insulation. Real rosewood for the exterior trim boards. This project is going to be quality through and through because it is going to spend time in my house and there isn't a piece of furniture in my house that we didn't drop serious bread on. My dinette set in the breakfast room has chairs that way over 90 pounds each. Solid monkeypod wood from Thailand. I shelled out $800 each for them 15 years ago.
This piece is going to be a faux dresser. It will be 4' wide by 2' deep by 2.5' high. It will look like a dresser that has stuck drawers. I made one once before for a friend who didn't get around so good and had/has nosy-assed neighbors who are constantly poking around his house. It had to be quiet and that one had to look like an old broken piece of furniture in the form of an end table, but you could grow an 18" plant in there that nobody could smell, hear or see.
Same principle here. There will be no noise. There will be no light leaks. There will be no smells. It will sit with antique dolls on top, even though the top will be hinged to open up. The front will pivot and drop flat, for full access. Like I said, the design took some time. This is my new mission for the holiday weekend. Build out the ultimate cabinet project and grow some serious ganja in a four-station perpetual garden that has room for 4 moms, vegging and cloning. Total wattage will be around 392 watts. Bloom will be 70 watts/SF with CFLs so we can get close, keep the heat down and still have some fun.
If it turns out the way I think it will, I will eventually film the working product and advertise it for sale here. I'm sure I'll spend about $585 on all the electronics and fans and whatnot, but we'll get there step by step.
A kid has to have a plan.
kwim, vern?
I decided to go ahead and enter the "murky" world of dope-based commerce. You know what I am talking about; those fucking pothead kids who ride around yellin' about cheese and shit. Hey, fuck you chuck. We smoke excellent gold and none of that b.s. weed. We can't keep up with them, so we might as well profiteer off of them in a way that is consistent with the tenets of true communism and economic servitude, cuz' that's America cousin.
I spent a lot of time on a new cabinet design. I started on this design back in the summer, but money was tight and my old lady was being a douche bag about it, so I waited and spent a lot of sleepless nights thinking about it, each and every piece; focusing on functionality, quality of construction and providing the user with a value that was beyond anything I have attempted before in all of my five years of growing, inventing and construction.
I took my design over to Casa DePot and bought the wood. No cheap shit for this kid. I spend real cake - almost $600 on the materials. VB Grade finish on the plywood. Full 1/2" thickness to provide insulation. Real rosewood for the exterior trim boards. This project is going to be quality through and through because it is going to spend time in my house and there isn't a piece of furniture in my house that we didn't drop serious bread on. My dinette set in the breakfast room has chairs that way over 90 pounds each. Solid monkeypod wood from Thailand. I shelled out $800 each for them 15 years ago.
This piece is going to be a faux dresser. It will be 4' wide by 2' deep by 2.5' high. It will look like a dresser that has stuck drawers. I made one once before for a friend who didn't get around so good and had/has nosy-assed neighbors who are constantly poking around his house. It had to be quiet and that one had to look like an old broken piece of furniture in the form of an end table, but you could grow an 18" plant in there that nobody could smell, hear or see.
Same principle here. There will be no noise. There will be no light leaks. There will be no smells. It will sit with antique dolls on top, even though the top will be hinged to open up. The front will pivot and drop flat, for full access. Like I said, the design took some time. This is my new mission for the holiday weekend. Build out the ultimate cabinet project and grow some serious ganja in a four-station perpetual garden that has room for 4 moms, vegging and cloning. Total wattage will be around 392 watts. Bloom will be 70 watts/SF with CFLs so we can get close, keep the heat down and still have some fun.
If it turns out the way I think it will, I will eventually film the working product and advertise it for sale here. I'm sure I'll spend about $585 on all the electronics and fans and whatnot, but we'll get there step by step.
A kid has to have a plan.
kwim, vern?
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