My father used to say

[motaco]

"It's called ass not glass"

In reference to me standing in front the tv.

 

[onehitjake]

"any man that gets married more than once, has got to have rocks in his head"

"no one likes anyone with their nose in the bottle"

 

[SuperSizeMe]

Hard head makes a soft ass

 

[LizWeir]

Mine liked to say

"Look with your eyes, not with your mouth"

 

[Sandnut]

nothing useful, fathers suck, i love my moma instead ha ha

she used to say "whatever you do, I'll always love you, and whatever you do never lie to me, the truth is best"

remember when i told her i smoked weed she got really mad then i brought up what she used to say.. she started laughing and grounded me for a week ! No promlemas, I still had some weed leftovers to chill with at my room lol

those where good times

 

[bird]

i used to hear "son im not a window maker"
wish in one hand a shit in the other see which one gets full faster

 

[RoachClip]

my padre use to say when I would go out with girls > keep it in your sneaker!

My padre was a quiet soul always sitting smoking a corn cobb pipe just carving wood watching wrestling back then on saterday afternoons.

 

[Securityfirst]

Save your money

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

Never start it, but YOU BETTER finish it!

You little fucker, stay out of my weed! (he meant the bricks in the freezer I was using an electric turkey knife on daily! Don't worry I have paid him back double now that I am all grown up

 

[Piel]

Whatever you do I´m 100% behind you.

He was a very supportive guy, maybe a bit to lenient though.

 

[Weird]

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

 

[onehitjake]

There is one little thing my pops liked to say after laying down the law to my disagreement.
As soon as I would begin to use logic..... "but Dad" He'd nearly always say......

"No Buts" I hated that, kinda makes me chuckle now.


My personal favorite.....
"When you're old, you can't live on money you pissed away when you were young"

 

[Abb4Zaba]

"Shut Up."
"You're an idiot."
"Stop acting like a faggot."
"You want me to kick your ass?"
"You're not my son. I don't have a son."
Yeah, my pops. He was a gem. Gotta give credit where credit is due, though. My 16th birthday present was the following statement: "Get a job or get out." Kids need a work ethic, and nothing builds a work ethic like the necessity of employment.

 

[rocky5]

if you get beat up,i will beat you worse.

 

[bobcat1963]

You have two things in this world boy,your word and your credit.

 

[Psycho Paul]

Go to your room you worthless piece of shit.

 

[Weird]

the best part of you ran down your mamas leg

 

[Rose56]

My dad had a ton of sayings:

If the young only knew if the old only could.
Visitors are like fish after three days they start to stink.
A Partnership is like a marriage without the sex.
Never loan more money then you are willing to give.

 

[jburns]

"its nice to have nice things"

"make sure you pull out early, cause ya know, they will try and hold you in real tight and than, well ya know"

 

[Young Pumpkin]

"Don't do that" and "Hold it right there son"

I miss my dad actually, been 20+ years since he passed away.