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onehitjake

"any man that gets married more than once, has got to have rocks in his head"

"no one likes anyone with their nose in the bottle"
 

Sandnut

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nothing useful, fathers suck, i love my moma instead :) ha ha

she used to say "whatever you do, I'll always love you, and whatever you do never lie to me, the truth is best"

remember when i told her i smoked weed she got really mad then i brought up what she used to say.. she started laughing and grounded me for a week ! No promlemas, I still had some weed leftovers to chill with at my room lol

those where good times
 

bird

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i used to hear "son im not a window maker"
wish in one hand a shit in the other see which one gets full faster
 

RoachClip

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my padre use to say when I would go out with girls > keep it in your sneaker!

My padre was a quiet soul always sitting smoking a corn cobb pipe just carving wood watching wrestling back then on saterday afternoons.
 

PuReKnOwLeDgE

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Never start it, but YOU BETTER finish it!

You little fucker, stay out of my weed! (he meant the bricks in the freezer I was using an electric turkey knife on daily! Don't worry I have paid him back double now that I am all grown up :)
 
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Piel

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Whatever you do I´m 100% behind you.

He was a very supportive guy, maybe a bit to lenient though.
 
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onehitjake

There is one little thing my pops liked to say after laying down the law to my disagreement.
As soon as I would begin to use logic..... "but Dad" He'd nearly always say......

"No Buts" :D I hated that, kinda makes me chuckle now.


My personal favorite.....
"When you're old, you can't live on money you pissed away when you were young"
 

Abb4Zaba

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"Shut Up."
"You're an idiot."
"Stop acting like a faggot."
"You want me to kick your ass?"
"You're not my son. I don't have a son."
Yeah, my pops. He was a gem. Gotta give credit where credit is due, though. My 16th birthday present was the following statement: "Get a job or get out." Kids need a work ethic, and nothing builds a work ethic like the necessity of employment.
 

Rose56

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My dad had a ton of sayings:

If the young only knew if the old only could.
Visitors are like fish after three days they start to stink.
A Partnership is like a marriage without the sex.
Never loan more money then you are willing to give.
 

jburns

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"its nice to have nice things"

"make sure you pull out early, cause ya know, they will try and hold you in real tight and than, well ya know"
 

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