I find strange things and post them here - feel free to join in

[armedoldhippy]

many start looking at the younger guys

btw girls under 18 OMG, don´t touch then. You´d be considered a you-know-what !

looking is okay, staring is rude. touching or chasing them down the sidewalk or through the mall? nope... plus, they are a LOT faster than i ever was...

 

[acespicoli]

Im looking for a 18 year old with grandpa issues, those ones make the best girlfriends
probably put up with young girl crazy for one like this tho

 

[acespicoli]

In other news
Missing Indonesian Man’s Body Found Inside Massive Python


A missing man’s body was recovered from a massive python in Indonesia this week
The body of a missing Indonesian man has been recovered inside of a 23-foot-long python, after the victim was killed and swallowed whole.
Extremely disturbing video shot on the island of Sulawesi on Wednesday shows villagers slicing open the reptile’s carcass to reveal the 25-year-old man named Akbar, The Associated Press reported.
Junaedi, the secretary of Salubiro village, told the AP that the discovery capped a near two-day search for the man after he vanished while working on palm oil crops on Sunday. A search party went out on Monday night when he failed to return.

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tragic prayers for the family
people always telling me to not work on Sunday...makes me think
after seeing this im thinking the price I pay for beans from Jakarta is pretty fair considering the risks involved

 

[pop_rocks]

I'm 42 and tons of 13 year old chicks were checking me out and eyeballing me at the carnival. Wouldn't date a woman under 18 FYI. When you get old do the younger chicks even look at you? Is it easy to score with older chicks?

i think you mean a ton, thats about what she weighed doob
/xoxo kissy face!

 

[acespicoli]

Obese woman drops belly on man

An obese woman drops her stomach on a man's back

metro.co.uk

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Video: Meet the 700-Pound Model Who Wants to Be 'Fattest Woman in the World' | Howard Stern

Monica is funnel-fed by her boyfriend in order to someday become completely immobile

www.howardstern.com

eaters & feeders fetish

 

[pop_rocks]

for those of us who havent retired, i can highly recommend it

 

[pop_rocks]

Obese woman drops belly on man

An obese woman drops her stomach on a man's back

metro.co.uk

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doob shoots
...
he scores!

 

[TheUnknownGrowe]

Im looking for a 18 year old with grandpa issues, those ones make the best girlfriends
probably put up with young girl crazy for one like this tho

im guessing there’s trickery involved, that balloon is coming out not going in, still makes me wonder how she does it.
See the people in the background? They’re all going in reverse….

 

[armedoldhippy]

Im looking for a 18 year old with grandpa issues, those ones make the best girlfriends
probably put up with young girl crazy for one like this tho

there are LOTS of them around, if "grandpa" has a shitload of money, and is in good enough shape to travel... gramps doesn't even have to be good looking.

 

[revegeta666]

 

[Ringodoggie]

im guessing there’s trickery involved, that balloon is coming out not going in, still makes me wonder how she does it.
See the people in the background? They’re all going in reverse….

Here is how it's done.

 

[acespicoli]

View attachment 18750535 oh geez grandpa from jackass

yessss! due to gravity best to not wear short shorts, best skit never laughed so much

if I can find one that pulls the balloon out looking like this (alot going on in there)

she'd very well be my future ex wife

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Obese woman drops belly on man

An obese woman drops her stomach on a man's back

metro.co.uk

< video
View attachment 18750444

Video: Meet the 700-Pound Model Who Wants to Be 'Fattest Woman in the World' | Howard Stern

Monica is funnel-fed by her boyfriend in order to someday become completely immobile

www.howardstern.com

eaters & feeders fetish

 

[TheUnknownGrowe]

^^^^
The gunt that has been seen cannot be unseen….

 

[armedoldhippy]

^^^^
The gunt that has been seen cannot be unseen….

no, but you sure can't blame the cockatiel for trying! i think i have retinal scarring myself...

 

[revegeta666]

In a great mood this morning. Ice cream is the best breakfast.

 

[Brother Nature]

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probably come out of the drink looking kinda like -
Hussein Yoga performing a combination of a cheststand and dislocation

This reminds me of a time I was in Reno for a family holiday, took a tab of acid, then was taken to the Imperial Acrobats of China show. It contained a lot of stuff like this and was terrifying at first, but by the end it was spectacular.

 

[Brother Nature]

And since it's already pretty weird in here. Something that will either turn you on or terrify you, or both...

 

[pop_rocks]

dble post

 

[pop_rocks]

And since it's already pretty weird in here. Something that will either turn you on or terrify you, or both...

i just relived my moment of my birth!
/mom had some guns on her!