What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene
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A Chinese guy walks into the optometrist's office and says he can't see very well.
The optometrist asks the Chinese man if he has a cataract.
The Chinese guy says, Oh no, I dlive Rincoln.
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A Chinese guy walks into the optometrist's office and says he can't see very well.
The optometrist asks the Chinese man if he has a cataract.
The Chinese guy says, Oh no, I dlive Rincoln.