Title says it all. 
I had a fire at my house last year, some of you might remember, I got burned pretty bad on my back.
Anyhow, the work on the house is almost 100% finished, so the mortgage company sent an inspector to take pictures of the finished house. Imagine my surprise when this extremely good looking blue eyed angel walked in my house, the inspector iz HAWT!!!!!
I'm trying hard not to overtly check her out, but she is gorgeous: pretty face, perfect skin, beautiful eyes, nice body. For a second, I thought I seen her check me out, but I thought Nah! Shes WAY out of my league!!
Anyhow, she takes the pictures she needs, and she leaves. I asked the contractors if they knew who she was, they said no. I'm kinda kicking myself for not asking her out, or for her number at least. I tell myself if I ever see her again, I will man the f**k up and ask her out.
Fast forward a week; I had kinda forgot about her, just super busy with my day job and caregiving lately. The contractors were to show up again on Friday, to finish some punch list items, so I called off work and was there waiting. The guy in charge of my houses remodel called me Friday morning, saying the inspector needed to show up to take a couple more pics. I immediately thought to myself "Here's your chance, don't blow it!".
I immediately got spiffed up, and started putting stuff away. I closed the door to the bathroom, I had clones in soil, clones in a 5gal bucket aero cloner, and a flourescent light over them all. I have whiteflies in my grow area right now, so I was keeping the (newly acquired) clones away until I killl all of them in my veg, thus them being in my bathroom. The bathroom wasn't part of the claim; I actually started tearing out the kitchen and bathroom though, getting it ready to remodel it myself. So I figured she wouldn't need to take pics of the bathroom at all...
She shows up, the contractors are running late, so it was just us. She seemed pretty happy to see me, as I was to see her. She took another picture of my sons room, and then says: "Wheres the bathroom? I need to take a picture of it, the mortgage company requested it."
At this I kinda panicked a little inside, but I didn't show on the outside, just got a look of confusion on my face, telling her that the bathroom wasn't part of the claim at all, was my own personal project, and isn't yet done. She persists and says she needs it anyway, the mortgage company wanted it, but she would let them know what I said about it not being part of the claim. She looked towards the bathroom door, and flourescent light is coming out from underneath.
OK, so at this point I'm about to shit. I'm medical, but didn't really want to let anyone know if I could help it. I tell her "I didn't expect you would need to get pics of that, let me clean it up real quick so the pics don't look like a slob lives here! Haha!"
She kinda looks at me, but says ok, and walks into the other room. At that, I open the bedroom door thats right next to the bathroom, out of sight of where she is, and start moving all the clones and whatnot into the bedroom, and give a quick cleanup to the bathroom. I close the bedroom door and tell her " OK, come on in!".
She takes the pics, and is about to leave. I got a bit flustered, but got it under control and asked her if she'd like to go out for dinner or something. I only stammered on the words a little, lol. She said sure, so I grabbed my phone and exchanged numbers with her. We say our goodbyes, and she leaves. I do a little dance after she left, happy with myself for asking her out, when women that beautiful usually make me lose my way with words, haha.
She texts me later that night, asking me about my day and whatnot. We exchange texts for a few hours, til around midnight, and say goodnight to each other. It's becoming apparent we have a chemistry going between us...
The next day, I send her a message saying Good morning. She's at her sisters in another town, and sends me a message around noon saying she'd be back in town around 7, did I want to get together? I tell her sure, and get to work on transplanting clones, spraying everything with Azamax, and general growroom work.
I lose track of time (happens when you're working hard), so when she calls around 7, I'm dirty, sweaty, and in no shape to go out. I tell her I've gotta finish up what I'm doing and jump in the shower, I'll call her when I'm ready to go. I go outside, spiff up the whip a bit, come back in, finish planting clones and jump in the shower.
I get ready, pick her up, we go out to a local steak place she wanted to go to. We're making small talk as we drive there, and I'm trying to feel her out on a few things.
We arrive at the steakhouse, I make sure to be the gentleman my momma raised, opening doors, pulling out her seat, etc.
We start having a nice conversation, talking about my work (day job is all I've told her at this point) and hers.
Turns out, the inspector thing is a parttime gig, she works in a plant nursery up north. I tell her that I enjoy gardening as well, at which she laughs and says "Yeah, I figured when I seen the light coming from your bathroom."
At this point, she tells me that she grows her own also, although not medical. I'm totally floored, in disbelief.
We leave and blaze on the way out, really hitting it off. I had brought "Get him to the greek", so we went back to her place to check it out and blaze some more. We're about 3/4's of the way through the movie when I put my arm around her and she snuggles up against my chest. I was still in disbelief, this unbelievably hot woman is not only a grower, she's my age, she's single, and she lives just BLOCKS from my house!
We start getting intimate, kissing and whatnot. I am totally turned on, but I tell her I don't want us to rush things, I want to be a total gentleman with her. I can tell she wants me just as bad as I want her, but she is totally happy that I want to wait to take it to the next level. Like I told her, I want to take this nice and slow, get to know her, and treat her like she deserves. I don't want to rush things and screw it up, I could totally see myself marrying this girl.
So yeah, thats my story. I'm still pinching myself, expecting to wake up.
Ladies, what do you think? Any tips or advice for me?
Thanks for reading my long ass story.
I had a fire at my house last year, some of you might remember, I got burned pretty bad on my back.
Anyhow, the work on the house is almost 100% finished, so the mortgage company sent an inspector to take pictures of the finished house. Imagine my surprise when this extremely good looking blue eyed angel walked in my house, the inspector iz HAWT!!!!!
I'm trying hard not to overtly check her out, but she is gorgeous: pretty face, perfect skin, beautiful eyes, nice body. For a second, I thought I seen her check me out, but I thought Nah! Shes WAY out of my league!!
Anyhow, she takes the pictures she needs, and she leaves. I asked the contractors if they knew who she was, they said no. I'm kinda kicking myself for not asking her out, or for her number at least. I tell myself if I ever see her again, I will man the f**k up and ask her out.
Fast forward a week; I had kinda forgot about her, just super busy with my day job and caregiving lately. The contractors were to show up again on Friday, to finish some punch list items, so I called off work and was there waiting. The guy in charge of my houses remodel called me Friday morning, saying the inspector needed to show up to take a couple more pics. I immediately thought to myself "Here's your chance, don't blow it!".
I immediately got spiffed up, and started putting stuff away. I closed the door to the bathroom, I had clones in soil, clones in a 5gal bucket aero cloner, and a flourescent light over them all. I have whiteflies in my grow area right now, so I was keeping the (newly acquired) clones away until I killl all of them in my veg, thus them being in my bathroom. The bathroom wasn't part of the claim; I actually started tearing out the kitchen and bathroom though, getting it ready to remodel it myself. So I figured she wouldn't need to take pics of the bathroom at all...
She shows up, the contractors are running late, so it was just us. She seemed pretty happy to see me, as I was to see her. She took another picture of my sons room, and then says: "Wheres the bathroom? I need to take a picture of it, the mortgage company requested it."
At this I kinda panicked a little inside, but I didn't show on the outside, just got a look of confusion on my face, telling her that the bathroom wasn't part of the claim at all, was my own personal project, and isn't yet done. She persists and says she needs it anyway, the mortgage company wanted it, but she would let them know what I said about it not being part of the claim. She looked towards the bathroom door, and flourescent light is coming out from underneath.
OK, so at this point I'm about to shit. I'm medical, but didn't really want to let anyone know if I could help it. I tell her "I didn't expect you would need to get pics of that, let me clean it up real quick so the pics don't look like a slob lives here! Haha!"
She kinda looks at me, but says ok, and walks into the other room. At that, I open the bedroom door thats right next to the bathroom, out of sight of where she is, and start moving all the clones and whatnot into the bedroom, and give a quick cleanup to the bathroom. I close the bedroom door and tell her " OK, come on in!".
She takes the pics, and is about to leave. I got a bit flustered, but got it under control and asked her if she'd like to go out for dinner or something. I only stammered on the words a little, lol. She said sure, so I grabbed my phone and exchanged numbers with her. We say our goodbyes, and she leaves. I do a little dance after she left, happy with myself for asking her out, when women that beautiful usually make me lose my way with words, haha.
She texts me later that night, asking me about my day and whatnot. We exchange texts for a few hours, til around midnight, and say goodnight to each other. It's becoming apparent we have a chemistry going between us...
The next day, I send her a message saying Good morning. She's at her sisters in another town, and sends me a message around noon saying she'd be back in town around 7, did I want to get together? I tell her sure, and get to work on transplanting clones, spraying everything with Azamax, and general growroom work.
I lose track of time (happens when you're working hard), so when she calls around 7, I'm dirty, sweaty, and in no shape to go out. I tell her I've gotta finish up what I'm doing and jump in the shower, I'll call her when I'm ready to go. I go outside, spiff up the whip a bit, come back in, finish planting clones and jump in the shower.
I get ready, pick her up, we go out to a local steak place she wanted to go to. We're making small talk as we drive there, and I'm trying to feel her out on a few things.
We arrive at the steakhouse, I make sure to be the gentleman my momma raised, opening doors, pulling out her seat, etc.
We start having a nice conversation, talking about my work (day job is all I've told her at this point) and hers. Turns out, the inspector thing is a parttime gig, she works in a plant nursery up north. I tell her that I enjoy gardening as well, at which she laughs and says "Yeah, I figured when I seen the light coming from your bathroom."
At this point, she tells me that she grows her own also, although not medical. I'm totally floored, in disbelief.
We leave and blaze on the way out, really hitting it off. I had brought "Get him to the greek", so we went back to her place to check it out and blaze some more. We're about 3/4's of the way through the movie when I put my arm around her and she snuggles up against my chest. I was still in disbelief, this unbelievably hot woman is not only a grower, she's my age, she's single, and she lives just BLOCKS from my house!
We start getting intimate, kissing and whatnot. I am totally turned on, but I tell her I don't want us to rush things, I want to be a total gentleman with her. I can tell she wants me just as bad as I want her, but she is totally happy that I want to wait to take it to the next level. Like I told her, I want to take this nice and slow, get to know her, and treat her like she deserves. I don't want to rush things and screw it up, I could totally see myself marrying this girl.
So yeah, thats my story. I'm still pinching myself, expecting to wake up.
Ladies, what do you think? Any tips or advice for me?
Thanks for reading my long ass story.
