Ever been dumped by a internet girlfriend?.

[heavy dank nugg]

well hello trichy .I can say the same bout you.

 

[TrichyTrichy]

nooo who the girl is.

 

[ROJO145]

I dont think I could do that...like I said amazing writing...I ll just forgive and forget like usuall.but i gotta keep her pm's

Ya better just snap the fuck outta it and straighten the hell out.Lotta mush happenin around here lately,everyone gettin all emotional and shit,makes me ill!Suck that shit up,bury it down deep,carry on.Thats how ya do,dont let me see ya sheddin around here again! Amazing writing,lol,and what??it captured yer heart?

 

[heavy dank nugg]

I like yer style rojo.just whats needed and yea heart mind dick got em all with those words.....

 

[ROJO145]

No shit,then its gonna hurt.Best if ya just stare at her letters and beat yourself up wondering what ya did wrong,cry yer eyes out like a ten yr old and send multiple pm's begging for her to give ya another chance.Do this for a couple 4 or 5 months and ya be ALL BETTER,usually works for me!!
Remember,someone can only break up wit ya if ya let them...............

 

[heavy dank nugg]

Im done with the emo shit but im sentimental.

 

[growclean]

http://www.icmag.com/ic/group.php?groupid=82

HTH

 

[flubnutz]

aah, that's the thing about the 'net, it's anonymous until you make it not, you can be totally honest, total bullshit or a combination of the above, but don't write it off, had friends who had great things happen with it. smokin a virtual bowl with you bro'

 

[heavy dank nugg]

yea man never know makes it more intriguing....
shoulda know I'd never pull off a 11 pager like the scummybud...
still rolling though

 

[Shanti]

lol...

i sort of know what you mean
when you meet a disrespectful person

even if its just the internet

but internet girlfriend ...
you said

one second its i love you

i couldnt imagine being in love with someone i never met
i know you can really like talking with a person and feel a connection, and that can be really nice

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

.....it's the modern age of pen-pals....

...so many lonely people out there that are reaching out thru the internet to find some love....

...for me it has to be in the flesh and blood......the way she walks, the way she talks, the scent of the woman......can't get that in a P.M.

 

[sackoweed]

If it were me.. Id already be on my quest to tap as much internet ass as possible... hit it and quit it beybey.... Or IRL tap some real ass and get to moving on to the next tap then tap some more a lil tap here a lil tap there.. tap tap taparoo...

<~~ that would be me...! peace n pufs

sackO

 

[OjoRojo420]

Just go out and rent a real one for an hour... (good for the economy).

Guaranteed!

You don't chase a hoe... you replace a hoe!

 

[plantagenet]

i have never had webcamera sex shug!!!

i have never had webcamera sex shug!!!

am I missing out on something? seems like real live sex in person work best....but I don't judge. just curious. AS LONG as it don't involve children and animals it is cool....

 

[plantagenet]

Chief Slapaho says:

Chief Slapaho says:

Just go out and rent a real one for an hour... (good for the economy).

Guaranteed!

You don't chase a hoe... you replace a hoe!

A ho is a ho is a ho!
easily replaceable fo sho those HO's!
and good for the economy. spread that "ho money" around sonny!

there are good HO's and bad Ho's, but once you get the right ho everything is gonna be alright again.

There is an "assholes.com" maybe there is a HO.com also! lol

one can get ANYTHING on the internet these days.

 

[Stoner4Life]

dumped by a bot???????

 

[Stoner Chick]

am I missing out on something?

No.

Girl meets guy in yahoo chat or WoW. One thing leads to another and they are having hot chat and the guy says "lets cam". Girl clicks the guys web cam and gets:

Woman fails to climax, closes webcam while Cartman/Jabba'esque male continues to fap.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[hopleaf]

i'm sorry, but i'm still laughing about this. the whole "who do you tell" thing really got me going. thank i needed this today.

p.s. on a more serious note i know how getting dumped feels. i caught my last girl banging a dude in my bed while i was supposed to be at work. i guess she didn't really dump me, but still you could have it a lot worse.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I've dated ppl online before, even met this guy & after a few years of talking, I moved out to michigan to be with him, well it didn't work out, and I left a year later, to come back home..
just chill man, there are always other fish in the sea...

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Totally Yummy.

Well done.