I just woke up and thought it was 8:30 Sunday morning.. I started making coffee, then I looked at my watch a little closer and saw it was 8:30 pm. Oh yeah, I was distilling and accidently got too drunk too early on a Saturday. I don't usually wake up on a Saturday evening.
i tried to confess once. the damn priest slipped out, jammed my door shut & tried to torch the fucking place! "die, you dirty son of a bitch, die!" i could hear him screaming outside...some people can't handle the truth.