Awesome Stoner Quotes

[lockehead]

"Wanna get high?" - Everybody's favorite towel, Towelie

 

[Private Joker]

lets roll one and then think about it

 

[Stoner4Life]

ok, who's got my lighter?

 

[cannagirl]

"you know we sell this stuff..."
"oh yeah, thats too bad I just quit smoking yesterday"

 

[Kush Farmer]

Six pages and not a single quote from 'Dazed'

"Hey man. Got a joint?"

"Na man."

"You'd be a lot cooler if you did!"

 

[feral]

I haven't seen the ultimate quote yet..............
"Fuckin A man......"

 

[feral]

Six pages and not a single quote from 'Dazed'

"Hey man. Got a joint?"

"Na man."

"You'd be a lot cooler if you did!"

Slater the man. Love him in Dazed and Confused
"Behind every man is a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington. And every day when George would come home she'd have a BIG fat bowl waiting for him man. She was a hip...hip lady man"
" Hey man, you seen my papers?"

 

[weedies]

Lets get to the point, smoke another joint

 

[Kush Farmer]

Again, 'Dazed:'

"Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too!"-Slater

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - Woodson

 

[German Shepherd]

Towlie: I'll just get a little high, then i'll remember.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

'come on, baby...Light my Fire

 

[shoed1]

"Funyuns...."

 

[BunnyBlaze]

Towlie: I'll just get a little high, then i'll remember.

lol, LOVE it! My husband actually pulled that one the other day..